Thetownend.com

It has just been annouced that Witney Houston has died aged 48, from an alleged drugs overdose.

Was it suicide?

I don't know all they have said is that the details are still sketchy but it is believed to be an overdose

Sad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsHcZiTSaBI

One of the saddest things is that like Amy Winehouse, it isn't a surprise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_4PlM85NJo&ob=av3e


Used to love that song as a kid.

You play with fire you get burned.

Anyone who needed to wear a nappy due to their crack addiction is a legend in my eyes.

I thought it was drugs that killed her

I'm sorry people, I know drugs cause untold misery to those who become addicted and to their families who have to watch them hit the self destruct button.

Whitney, it's Whitney not only almost had it all, she DID have it all and now instead of white lining she's flat lining. The record companies will rush out greatest hits and unheard of recordings to cynically cash in. The only one who is going to miss out on her millions is her dealer.

My sympathies lie with her family and close friends who probably saw it coming but as stated were powerless to stop her. 

RIP, what a waste of life. The only people that suffer are the families unfortunately.

I loved Whitney. One of only a very small number of amazing voices. Oh well, she had waster written through her like a stick of rock, and it was always in the post.

At least she went out on a high

Shame she never got to hear the Cibocchi version of her most famous song. RIP

Bit of a shock this news. Don't do drugs kids.

First joke I've been sent about this:
Everyones a comedian nowadays. Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate her couldn't avoid the old gag, when he radioed dispatch & said "It's Houston, we have a problem"

Aaron Ramsey scores V Man Utd (01/05/11) - Bin Laden dies (02/05/11)

Aaron Ramsey scores V Tottenham (02/10/11) - Steve Jobs dies(05/10/11)

Aaron Ramsey scores V Marseille (19/10/11) - Col. Gadaffi dies(20/10/11)
...
Aaron Ramsey scores V Sunderland )11/2/12)- Whitney Houston dies(11/2/12)

Could he dedicate his next goal to Diamandes or Thatcher

Kevin Costner is said to be devastated he said "I only went for a piss"

RIP Whitney. Such a shame, she was a stunning looking lady

spookie that is, that obviously means someone decided to follow the after effects of Ramseys goals which is strange, but true.

[url width=355 height=367]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/421144_3015860648483_1621590028_2528353_1001972487_n.jpg[/url]

This is my happiest memory of Whitney Houston:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-EceL5bjCA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-EceL5bjCA)

Unfortunately her music will live on.

What's the difference between Whitney's valentines card and Madeline McCann's vagina?

Well, they're both pink, but Whitney's card is unopened.

Bobby Brown heard the news and topped himself.  :(

Left a note saying "Two can play that game"...

What was Whitneys last big hit?

Her head on the floor wheeeeeeeeeeeeey

Don't understand why anyone would want to repeat something like that.

Sick  :no:

Cos it's a joke. Not another TEF meltdown. Where's Ardiles he practically had an aneurysm when I cracked one about Huntley.

But aren't jokes supposed to be funny, not surprised to hear the Whitney jokes but come on this is just wrong.

It's really not. What's wrong with you?

Huntley is a cunt, MM was/is a victim- see the difference?

Nothing. My question is, and will always be, what slightest possible difference to the McCann- or any other- situation does making a joke about it make, bad taste or otherwise? Enlighten me. Would she have been found by now if nobody had made a paedo joke? Pray tell.

How would you feel if it happened to your child?

Think about it.

You could say that of absolutely every joke. Totally irrelevant. Black, disabled, gay, man, woman, ginger, blonde whatever.

I'm not going to get drawn into this again. People take things differently, people get offended by stuff others would laugh at. It doesnt mean I'm indifferent to people's suffering. It's just a joke. Words.

People like me and people like you will never agree on this so why go over it for the millionth time. You carry on thinking I'm a crude heartless cunt and I'll carry on thinking you're an easily offended drip... The truth is no doubt somewhere in between.

Bon soir x

People will always tell sick jokes and some people will always find them distasteful, I think this one is just wrong and whoever made this so called joke up did it in desperation to be funny without giving it much thought.

Wasn't the funniest of jokes. But the reaction to it was worthy, I'll be using it myself at at the earliest opportunity.

Hahhahaahaahhahhaha, the joke wasn't that funny, but you lot are gold. Cheers x

[url width=600 height=450]http://geniolouro.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/renault_mccann1.JPG[/url]

Might have been better if it was indeed a Renault Megane rather than a Renault Espace.

Whats the difference between a Diva & a Diver?



A Diver can breather under water.

Knew I could rely on you :D

Your logic makes no sense. If you play with fire in the bath then surely the fire will be extinguished. Am I missing something?

You just did!

What if it's an electric fire?

Then you'd get electrocuted, not burnt.

Electrocution causes burns  :smugfu:

Am I right in thinking the fucking Sun had a picture of her bath of the front cover of their paper today, under the headline 'Whitneys death bath'. 

Jesus wept, that paper is really a piece of shit isn't it.  Am I alone in finding that sort of death porn distasteful?

I saw it, it was a tad wrong.

They shouldve shown a photo of her crack pipe instead

Don't give a fuck about the crackhead whore

If she had a cracked pipe she wouldn't have drowned. God bless American Plummers.

Even in America, the plumbers were probably Polish.

It's just a bath mate

And a bath that is probably nothing to do with her anyway.

I had a bath last night. 

True story.

And you survived.

Fair play