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Title: Jordan
Post by: tans on Friday, July 16, 2010, 21:47:28
 
A publicity seeking :cunt:

Discuss


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Processed Beats on Friday, July 16, 2010, 21:48:33
She'd still get it though ;)


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: tans on Friday, July 16, 2010, 21:49:02
Not with mine mate


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Processed Beats on Friday, July 16, 2010, 21:50:58
This is Katie Price right? Not some other Jordan who's also a :cunt:?


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, July 16, 2010, 21:51:23
Tans is just jealous of her lips.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Nemo on Friday, July 16, 2010, 21:55:09
This is Katie Price right? Not some other Jordan who's also a :cunt:?

Simon?


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, July 16, 2010, 21:56:25
What an old bag of rats...

[url width=350 height=659]http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.sugarscape.com/userfiles/image/editors/Joranbig.jpg&sa=X&ei=pdRATNvuI8WH4QbNt6GoDw&ved=0CAQQ8wc4Hw&usg=AFQjCNHl9xSFSk6raI2FaXuJoYw2V5kDcQ[/url]

For Fuck Sake :no:


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: tans on Friday, July 16, 2010, 21:59:27
Sorry, i just saw a tv advert for a newspaper. "my rape hell"

Yes I'm sure


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: tans on Friday, July 16, 2010, 22:01:04
Tans is just jealous of her lips.

Cheeky cunt. You couldn't get enough after I sorted your wembley tickets!


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Sippo on Friday, July 16, 2010, 22:06:51
ITV2 has her and that Alex he/she on all the time. It's fackin shite.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: tans on Friday, July 16, 2010, 22:11:03
Not forgetting Petes show. What sad cunt watches that?


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 16, 2010, 22:12:53
Hi


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Fred Elliot on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 01:26:53

A publicity seeking :cunt:

Discuss

Eddie ?


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Spy on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 04:57:44
Sorry, i just saw a tv advert for a newspaper. "my rape hell"

Yes I'm sure

?


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Batch on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 05:26:34
She'd still get it though ;)

Rather you than me. Not much tread left on her tyre. It would be lie throwing a sausage down an alleyway.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Spy on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 05:31:11
I'd bang her hard.

Just thought I'd share that.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 05:32:38
Around the head with a bat?


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: china red on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 06:23:21
Pointless media whore


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: herthab on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 06:57:47
She's made millions by doing very, very little.

Not as thick as she appears, obviously.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: @MacPhlea on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 08:36:17
Rather you than me. Not much tread left on her tyre. It would be lie throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

You tell 'em Stewie


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 08:57:40
She's made millions by doing very, very little.

Not as thick as she appears, obviously.

I would look at it another way Herthab. I would say she offers compelling evidence that you need neither talent nor intelligence to make millions. It more of an endictment on our society than an indicator of her abilities.

And of course, there are many, many more like her. A bit depressing really :suicide:


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Luci on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 09:45:14
I think she's just a talentless vile creature.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 09:46:42
I think she's just a talentless vile creature.


Couldn't have put it better myself.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 09:58:34
She's made millions by doing very, very little.

Not as thick as she appears, obviously.

Clever. She, or her agent/management, know how to make her money.

Talentless and vile yes, stupid no.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: tans on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 10:23:49
?

Reckons she was raped by a celebrity, but wont tell anyone who.



Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 10:40:33
Isn't that old news? She was spouting it when she was promoting her 1257th biography.

Clever bint but crap blow job. Kept using her teeth.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 11:37:10
What's going on with her mouth?? Starting to look like weird plastic surgery freak!
Eugh when she speaks it's like she's a robot dead behind the eyes


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Spy on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 20:20:57
Reckons she was raped by a celebrity, but wont tell anyone who.



The question mark was to highlightthe fact you were suggesting she might be lying about being raped with no basis for that accusation whatsoever.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: herthab on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 20:26:10
I would look at it another way Herthab. I would say she offers compelling evidence that you need neither talent nor intelligence to make millions. It more of an endictment on our society than an indicator of her abilities.

And of course, there are many, many more like her. A bit depressing really :suicide:


As Sippo already said, I wasn't inferring she had any discernible talent. More that she has marketed herself very shrewdly to appeal to a generation of vacuous, brain-dead women, who buy all the shitty magazines that she frequently appears in.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 20:37:57

As Sippo already said, I wasn't inferring she had any discernible talent. More that she has marketed herself very shrewdly to appeal to a generation of vacuous, brain-dead women, who buy all the shitty magazines that she frequently appears in.

I know you didn't say that she had any talent. I said she offered compelling evidence that you need neither talent or intelligence to make millions. As you rightly say, the audience she is aiming at are fucking brain dead. That doesn't make her particularly shrewd or intelligent in my book.

Just look at the nobodies who come out of Big Brother and other dross 'reality TV' shows and go on to make a packet out of the media..they're right dumb dumbs. I wouldn't have called Jade Goody shrewd for example. She was just thick as shit and got very, very lucky (well, ultimately she wasn't lucky of course, but that's a different matter)


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: suttonred on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 20:44:06
Isn't that old news? She was spouting it when she was promoting her 1257th biography.

Clever bint but crap blow job. Kept using her teeth.

I know someone who had a bounce or two on her, He wasn't very complimentary.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, July 19, 2010, 06:48:37
i know about 15 people that have spat in her arsehole, they were all quite complimentary.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: juddie on Monday, July 19, 2010, 08:28:41
wouldn't touch her with yours. dreadful.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Melksham Red on Monday, July 19, 2010, 08:51:34
I find it quite offensive that someone can make so much money with very little or no talent.
Kerry Katona is the ultimate example of a completely useless chav cunt to make a mint from being fucking dumb and useless. Why these people are celebrities of any kind is beyond me. 


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, July 19, 2010, 08:56:01
I find it quite offensive that someone can make so much money with very little or no talent.
Kerry Katona is the ultimate example of a completely useless chav cunt to make a mint from being fucking dumb and useless. Why these people are celebrities of any kind is beyond me. 

Spot on.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, July 19, 2010, 11:10:03
I find it quite offensive that someone can make so much money with very little or no talent.
Kerry Katona is the ultimate example of a completely useless chav cunt to make a mint from being fucking dumb and useless. Why these people are celebrities of any kind is beyond me. 

Fully agree, but the 'so-called' celebrity mags OK/Hello/Heat,etc. need to fill up their pages with something.

If no-one bought these mags, people like Jordan and Kerry Katona, along with the WAGS, will not be making a penny.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Spy on Monday, July 19, 2010, 11:17:48
I think people see reading about celebrities as kind of like a real-life version of watching a soap. You watch Eastenders to see what happens next to the characters. You read Heat or whatever magasine to see what happens next to celebrities like Charlotte Church, Kerry Katona etc.

I think it's a similar thing except obviously one's real and one isn't.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: herthab on Monday, July 19, 2010, 11:19:50
I think people see reading about celebrities as kind of like a real-life version of watching a soap. You watch Eastenders to see what happens next to the characters. You read Heat or whatever magasine to see what happens next to celebrities like Charlotte Church, Kerry Katona etc.

I think it's a similar thing except obviously one's real and one isn't.

Which one's real? Both are manufactured dross.

(Apart from Neighbours, which is the most gripping drama on telly).


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Spy on Monday, July 19, 2010, 11:25:34
I agree the stories in gossip mags might sometimes not be true or might not be totally true but in general they're more real than Ben Mitchell etc.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: herthab on Monday, July 19, 2010, 11:27:16
I agree the stories in gossip mags might sometimes not be true or might not be totally true but in general they're more real than Ben Mitchell etc.

Yeah, right. Next you'll be telling me that Paul Robinson is really a failed popstar who actually has two legs.

Pull the other one.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Arriba on Monday, July 19, 2010, 11:42:39
dont it make you feel good?


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Jean-Francois is God on Monday, July 19, 2010, 11:52:08
Neighbours is bloody brilliant.  Not only are the storylines accurate dealing with hard hitting issues but more importantly is that there seems to be an endless factory line of gorgeous women on Ramsay Street.

Donna Freedman is my current favourite, she is simply stunning but you cant stop yourself from going back to the old favourites such as Libby Kennedy who could still do a job.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, July 19, 2010, 11:57:05
Donna is truly superb.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Benzel on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:01:43
That blonde that married Toadie was fucking stunning.

Oh and Jordan is rancid.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:05:53
Not forgetting Petes show. What sad cunt watches that?

Me :( I love him :(


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:15:48
dont it make you feel good?

JFW like this!! Im not sure many people would get that joke??


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Arriba on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:17:00
i'm used to it jfw.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:17:52
I am old enough to remember this also.

Stefan bloody Dennis


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:28:04
I used to think he was quite hot!  :-[ my friend actually brought the tape of that song!  :girlgiggle:

That was probably around the times when I used to "tape" every episode of neighbours when we went on family holidays!


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Benzel on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:31:48
Where did your friend bring it to?


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:37:57
what???? are you moaning about my spelling or something??
If so please bore off - thanks xx


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:40:26
I think he was making a sarcastic comment on your post.

Bought = Purchased
Brought = Past tense of bring


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:42:18
well I deeply apologise that I dont write like the Queen or something! sheessh!


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: HexEnduction on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:44:31
were you educated in Calne or something?


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, July 19, 2010, 14:09:06
were you educated in Calne or something?
Oi! I wos educated in Calne and I tourned out allrite.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, July 19, 2010, 14:12:42
were you educated in Calne or something?

Just bought up there!


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Jean-Francois is God on Monday, July 19, 2010, 14:29:18
That blonde that married Toadie was fucking stunning.

Oh and Jordan is rancid.

Dee Bliss?  I seem to recall her having a massive set of knockers, a massive head, yet a really tiny waist and very thin arms.  It was a sad day when Toadie drove them both off the cliff.

Toadie does seem to do rather well with the ladies but he will never, ever get his hands on the lovely Donna.  Rachel Kinski was alright too.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Anteater on Monday, July 19, 2010, 20:16:53
In regards to Hello and Heat mags, my dentist has now decided to have them liberally spread out in the waiting room as the chosen reading entertainment which is quite ironic as I now want to punch his teeth out !


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: HexEnduction on Monday, July 19, 2010, 20:17:58
In relative terms Jordan is as intelligent as Rich Pullen.


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: 4D on Monday, July 19, 2010, 20:21:41
were you educated in Calne or something?

 :ironmyshiry:


Title: Re: Jordan
Post by: Doore on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 15:15:44
Dee Bliss?  I seem to recall her having a massive set of knockers, a massive head, yet a really tiny waist and very thin arms.  It was a sad day when Toadie drove them both off the cliff.



Sounds cracking.  I love a woman with a massive head.  Seriously.  The bigger the better.  Fucking massive pumpkin heads make my thing hard.