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She'd still get it though ;)

Not with mine mate

This is Katie Price right? Not some other Jordan who's also a :cunt:?

Tans is just jealous of her lips.

Simon?

What an old bag of rats...

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For Fuck Sake :no:

Sorry, i just saw a tv advert for a newspaper. "my rape hell"

Yes I'm sure

Cheeky cunt. You couldn't get enough after I sorted your wembley tickets!

ITV2 has her and that Alex he/she on all the time. It's fackin shite.

Not forgetting Petes show. What sad cunt watches that?

Hi

Eddie ?

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Rather you than me. Not much tread left on her tyre. It would be lie throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

I'd bang her hard.

Just thought I'd share that.

Around the head with a bat?

Pointless media whore

She's made millions by doing very, very little.

Not as thick as she appears, obviously.

You tell 'em Stewie

I would look at it another way Herthab. I would say she offers compelling evidence that you need neither talent nor intelligence to make millions. It more of an endictment on our society than an indicator of her abilities.

And of course, there are many, many more like her. A bit depressing really :suicide:

I think she's just a talentless vile creature.

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Clever. She, or her agent/management, know how to make her money.

Talentless and vile yes, stupid no.

Reckons she was raped by a celebrity, but wont tell anyone who.

Isn't that old news? She was spouting it when she was promoting her 1257th biography.

Clever bint but crap blow job. Kept using her teeth.

What's going on with her mouth?? Starting to look like weird plastic surgery freak!
Eugh when she speaks it's like she's a robot dead behind the eyes

The question mark was to highlightthe fact you were suggesting she might be lying about being raped with no basis for that accusation whatsoever.

As Sippo already said, I wasn't inferring she had any discernible talent. More that she has marketed herself very shrewdly to appeal to a generation of vacuous, brain-dead women, who buy all the shitty magazines that she frequently appears in.

I know you didn't say that she had any talent. I said she offered compelling evidence that you need neither talent or intelligence to make millions. As you rightly say, the audience she is aiming at are fucking brain dead. That doesn't make her particularly shrewd or intelligent in my book.

Just look at the nobodies who come out of Big Brother and other dross 'reality TV' shows and go on to make a packet out of the media..they're right dumb dumbs. I wouldn't have called Jade Goody shrewd for example. She was just thick as shit and got very, very lucky (well, ultimately she wasn't lucky of course, but that's a different matter)

I know someone who had a bounce or two on her, He wasn't very complimentary.

i know about 15 people that have spat in her arsehole, they were all quite complimentary.

wouldn't touch her with yours. dreadful.

I find it quite offensive that someone can make so much money with very little or no talent.
Kerry Katona is the ultimate example of a completely useless chav cunt to make a mint from being fucking dumb and useless. Why these people are celebrities of any kind is beyond me. 

Spot on.

Fully agree, but the 'so-called' celebrity mags OK/Hello/Heat,etc. need to fill up their pages with something.

If no-one bought these mags, people like Jordan and Kerry Katona, along with the WAGS, will not be making a penny.

I think people see reading about celebrities as kind of like a real-life version of watching a soap. You watch Eastenders to see what happens next to the characters. You read Heat or whatever magasine to see what happens next to celebrities like Charlotte Church, Kerry Katona etc.

I think it's a similar thing except obviously one's real and one isn't.

Which one's real? Both are manufactured dross.

(Apart from Neighbours, which is the most gripping drama on telly).

I agree the stories in gossip mags might sometimes not be true or might not be totally true but in general they're more real than Ben Mitchell etc.

Yeah, right. Next you'll be telling me that Paul Robinson is really a failed popstar who actually has two legs.

Pull the other one.

dont it make you feel good?

Neighbours is bloody brilliant.  Not only are the storylines accurate dealing with hard hitting issues but more importantly is that there seems to be an endless factory line of gorgeous women on Ramsay Street.

Donna Freedman is my current favourite, she is simply stunning but you cant stop yourself from going back to the old favourites such as Libby Kennedy who could still do a job.

Donna is truly superb.

That blonde that married Toadie was fucking stunning.

Oh and Jordan is rancid.

Me :( I love him :(

JFW like this!! Im not sure many people would get that joke??

i'm used to it jfw.

I am old enough to remember this also.

Stefan bloody Dennis

I used to think he was quite hot!  :-[ my friend actually brought the tape of that song!  :girlgiggle:

That was probably around the times when I used to "tape" every episode of neighbours when we went on family holidays!

Where did your friend bring it to?

what???? are you moaning about my spelling or something??
If so please bore off - thanks xx

I think he was making a sarcastic comment on your post.

Bought = Purchased
Brought = Past tense of bring

well I deeply apologise that I dont write like the Queen or something! sheessh!

were you educated in Calne or something?

Oi! I wos educated in Calne and I tourned out allrite.

Just bought up there!

Dee Bliss?  I seem to recall her having a massive set of knockers, a massive head, yet a really tiny waist and very thin arms.  It was a sad day when Toadie drove them both off the cliff.

Toadie does seem to do rather well with the ladies but he will never, ever get his hands on the lovely Donna.  Rachel Kinski was alright too.

In regards to Hello and Heat mags, my dentist has now decided to have them liberally spread out in the waiting room as the chosen reading entertainment which is quite ironic as I now want to punch his teeth out !

In relative terms Jordan is as intelligent as Rich Pullen.

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Sounds cracking.  I love a woman with a massive head.  Seriously.  The bigger the better.  Fucking massive pumpkin heads make my thing hard.