Thetownend.com

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/8218514.Joey_Beauchamp__My_fight_against_booze_and_blues/?ref=mr

“I was getting up in the morning, going to the pub and drinking all day, every day,” he said.


It's alright for some

What a shame...  :zzz:

Last time I was in the Town End, I heard a shocking revelation about Beauchamp.

Come on enlighten us?

Not the bender thing?

No.  Something about VD.

Funnily enough i heard that too.

Doesnt go down that well when you start singing it in pubs in Oxfordshire (Chippy).....  :toocool:

Is he still living at home with mummy?

What a cunt.

If I had the shame of playing for and living in Poxford, I think I would be on the piss all day every day.

Dozy fucking Cunt, he wouldn't know what stress was even if it jumped up and smacked the twat straight between the eyes.

Fucking Prick.

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:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

His wife would get it...is that wrong??

Make him an offer.

He needs the money...

My only concern would be having his sloppy seconds...

OMG!!!His wife was in my year group in school.She was a right bitch.

Glad to see he's found someone he deserves.

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He looks like a right bloated oaf these days!

A fucking toe injury ending his career?

For fucks sake, there was a kid in my old school football team who only had one toe on each foot, and he was like Glenn fucking Hoddle!

He used to stuff tissue paper into his boots to bulk them out where his toes should have been, and when the cunt went for a shower after the game, we would take the tissue paper out and chuck it away.

Watching the fucker waddling like a penquin with his flappy feet to his next lesson was hilarious..  

cruel cunt

Yeah, but I bet you would have fucking laughed if you had seen it!

 

I dont dispute this.

I probably would have made pingu sounds behind him or something!

i think i know who you are on about.
i worked with him a few years ago and played footy with him.good bloke and good footballer.

Loving the beauchamp hate in.

P.S.

What is a pingu sound?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxaw4Pe9XsE

Penguin sound

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6-lD9gEHjI

Whenever there is a mention of Joey Wingebag, is the game when he came back to the CG for the first time since he went back to Pox, and he got so many late challenges on him from the Town players, and the ref mostly said 'play-on'. Great game !!

Was that when he got kicked in the head?

Shame he didnt go into a coma

Probably cause someone gave him a free ticket!

Did he make it to the game? ;)

Haha good point

By my hero, Mark Walters. The vid is on swindon-town-fc.co.uk

teehee.

Yeah but how much did Poxford make out of us in the transfer merry-go-round. There were some ridiculous figures mentioned but I think we got stuffed.

*EEEEEHEMM*


" O X F!, O R D! JOEY BEAUCHAMP'S GOT VD! WITH A NIK-NAK PADY WHACK! GIVE A DOG A BONE! OXFORD UNITED FUCK OFF HOME! "

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Well football wise i couldnt give a toss about him but i wouldnt wish depresion on anyone and i hope he sorts his life out.
The problem was he was to young when coming to Swindon and he didnt get the right advice.
I understand peoples feelings but i for one wish him the best...theres more to life than football(i think)

Eh ??  He was fucking 23 when he came to Swindon !

He was just always a whinging little mummies boy - and a wanker at that !

I wouldn't wish depression on anyone as I know how harmful it can be - but it doesn't stop me thinking he is a total wanker of the highest order...

Agreed.....but i wish him the best anyway....its football for fucks sake.

How old are you lot?

At least leefer and sheepshagger see the bigger picture.

Cunts the rest of you.

Someone who I used to work with in Oxford, and am still in touch with, was mates with this prick since their school days, but he got sick of him eventually & stopped returning his calls etc because he was such an arrogant & unpleasant cunt to be around. He used to shout at taxi drivers "How does it feel to have a million-pound footballer in your taxi? I bet it's the highlight of your sad life." He always said he'll be in trouble when he stops playing football, basically because he never properly grew up & always saw himself as being a superior being to everyone else. He was quite sure that it would hit him like a mallet to the head - and look what happened.

One of the comments below that article goes hand in hand with what my mate used to say, ie what a prize arsehole he was to people when he was out drinking. He pranced about like a little fairy on the pitch, but away from football he was an aggressive drunken oaf.

I loved Beauchamp as a pantomine villain, but people surely cannot have such strong feelings towards a man most of us have never met.  To wish mental illne on anyone is pretty low.  I wish him well.

he is great to hate(in football terms)but that's as far as it goes for me.i dont really give a shit how his life goes,but dont wish ill on anyone really.

Just wanted to add that I don't wish this illness on him & I hope he can stay strong. I just thought the personal account from a long-standing friend of his is in all probability related to the Oxford Mail story.

Humour or not Billy, this is beginning to grate a bit.

I hope he gets aids and dies

No humour, and not intended to grate, I just dont hate the bloke or wish him harm - much like some other posters in this thread have also said.  Sorry I upset you though.

I guess this is a classic case of what goes around comes around.  :bye:

Strange that Gazza does the same but i wouldnt wish him any harm..just because he fucked us about nearly 20 years ago makes me think we should move on...surely ware above all that shit.

No, it's a classic case of a male human being hitting rock bottom.

Hate him all you like on a football level. On a personal level this is tragic, and many of the comments in here are shamefull

Do you mean me, leefer? Because if I gave the impression that I'm happy about it, I didn't mean to. I'm just recounting what I know from the personal experience of a mate of mine, who knew him well.

I can understand why people feel the way they do....its just i dont feel that way.
I mean would people feel the same about Mooney,perhaps they would,not really that bothered about him as he has had a life many of us can only dream about..but i certainly dont wish him any illwill and hope he gets himself sorted.

word

He was a cock to STFC, and he was a cock as a human-being, but that said, I'm glad that he seems to be over his depression.

Some of the posts on this thread make me uneasy. I hope he stages a full recovery. He's clearly had some severe issues that aren't to be mocked.

He is the biggest cunt ever to wear a Swindon shirt. When that fuckface scored aganist us and kissed the wankstain that masquerades as a badge my blood pressure went off the scale. To be totally honest I couldn't give a fuck if he's been depressed or not and whether he's recovered or not. I'm normally sympathetic to such things but not for this shitstabber.

i remember an old friend of mine telling me about how he was waiting in the cgh to be picked up after training being the big i am and said the wrong thing to one of the regulars in there at the time who kicked the shit out of him. The regular was also a town fan.

A town fan beating up one of our own players ?

Bollocks. (either the story, or the fact it was a fan)

What Nev said

DV loves mooney

Joey wasnt very nice to me one day in a nightclub in poxford. I was pissed and bumped into him when i stumbled into the bogs. Stood at the urinal having a slash and he gave it the old "do u know who i am?" i turned round still pissing and accidentally covered his shoe. I then said i was swindon :D

depression is nasty but the blokes a cunt

you ledge.

Drink Driver Joey Beauchamp.

I don't think I could have shared a changing room with that lad coz I'm lactose intolerant.