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i will get the ball rolling with adrian chiles, does my head in. He should grow some balls and give that an irish bird a grope on air.

if not him, subcontract it out to me to do on his behalf

I hate that knob. Isn't he one of the people heading up the World Cup bid? God help us.

I haven't seen Chiles on TV since Morrissey made him look a right tit.

what did morrissey do?


that twat billy from eastenders is a tit too

Who the fuck is Adrian Chiles?

Anyway, I was thinking that the most inoffensive man on TV would be David Attenborough (I'm a bit of a fan). But even he gets hate mail.


Fuck the god squad Dave, but....


Touche old boy.

Here's a teeny edit cos I forgot to post the missing link (no pun intended): http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2174627.ece

I can take billy.

Nick and his evil kid would be good if either of them could act. It's like watching a spastic who's been caught wanking into the biscuit tin telling his helper that it was someone else.

thats great, i fucking love attenborough for that. thats what im talking about, some more bollocks on tv.

nick cotton walked out of a dentist in hove in front of me and my dad yesterday.

my dad said " hello ma"

nick didnt look impressed.

Don't think he's on telly now but that Terry Christian is a right tool. Always seems to have a filthy smirk on him, no doubt because he thinks he's oh so controversial. More like oh so cock.

My little Sis once had a crush on Terry Christian.

I will never, ever let her forget that.

Songs of Praise misses Jonathan Edwards.

Dale Winton :poofs:

That's possibly the most amusing thing I have read all week. Thanks for sharing :D

Ben Shephard has to be on this list.

And Schofield.

gok wan is not gay. he is a womaniser and thief

What was the name of that fucking puppet that he had?.......

Andy Peters was of the same mould. A mould of such 'straightness' that offends me greatly.

gordon?

Andi Peters? Straight? Ho Ho, I think not.

Not a great deal - it just amused me at the time...

about 1m 05 secs in....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXgtttwEv80

I have to admit to enjoying John Barrowman vehicle Tonight's the night. The way it throws itself fully into the family variety madness with a slight sense of self-mocking makes me happy on both levels.

That's the one:

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He's still on the telly in a loose sense of the word, he heads up a truly awful chat show on MUTV....

My old boss had a subscription to it.

Weak.

Were you witness to him being a naughty boy mr mex? Spill?

no im just throwing it out there, lets start an internet rumour thread

Gay's can't be classed as inoffensive, because they offend Mail Readers. Cliff Richard was one i was gonna throw out there, but then I realised his self-righteous cunty attitude offends. And he's a cock.

Richard Arnold is a total penis, but I'd say he's pretty inoffensive in an amusing asexual way.

Brilliant.

He's on talkSport occasionally as well isn't he? Match made in heaven and all that

richard hammond gets on my tits.

The bloke who presents football focus and paul o'grady.