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Title: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: sergeant_wilson on Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:09:28 I volunteer for Mencap with children who have special needs. Last week we visited the county ground. Had a nice look round and some lunch. I realised that I had my old gardening coat on with some seed packets still in my pocket. When we went on the pitch for some reason I'm not sure of I started sprinkling around carrot and lettuce seeds. I also found about 5 onion sets and planted them on the touchline by the dugouts and one on each penalty spot.
Now that I have thought about it I am a bit worried that I might have caused some problems. The onions should be easy to spot but there might be some damage removing them If they are allowed to get to big. The lettuce will just grow and grow and keep growing back. If anyone is going to be there in a week or so have a look at the pitch and see if there is anything unusual. How often do they mow it? Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: Nemo on Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:10:21 Enter Triseros, stage left.
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:31:02 I feel that Sergent Wilson has some kind of hidden talent somewhere, a rough diamond if you will.
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: pauld on Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:52:14 I feel that Sergent Wilson has some kind of hidden talent somewhere, a rough diamond if you will. If so, he does a very good job of keeping it hiddenTitle: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: RobertT on Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:59:24 maybe he is still uncompressed? a lump if you will.
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 15, 2009, 18:02:02 If so, he does a very good job of keeping it hidden It could all be a ploy. he could actually be a master thief or something, who is trying to lull is into a sense of secrurity by way of making us all thing that he is a bit fick innit. Whereas the Sergeant is actually a worldwide genius notorious criminal who will steal our identities and therefore all of our worldly possessions. I think that I'll call him the Jackal from now on. Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: leefer on Friday, May 15, 2009, 20:47:55 I volunteer for Mencap with children who have special needs. Last week we visited the county ground. Had a nice look round and some lunch. I realised that I had my old gardening coat on with some seed packets still in my pocket. When we went on the pitch for some reason I'm not sure of I started sprinkling around carrot and lettuce seeds. I also found about 5 onion sets and planted them on the touchline by the dugouts and one on each penalty spot. Funny as fuck...this made i chuckle. Now that I have thought about it I am a bit worried that I might have caused some problems. The onions should be easy to spot but there might be some damage removing them If they are allowed to get to big. The lettuce will just grow and grow and keep growing back. If anyone is going to be there in a week or so have a look at the pitch and see if there is anything unusual. How often do they mow it? Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: leefer on Friday, May 15, 2009, 20:49:45 I will try again..this made me laugh.
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: spacey on Friday, May 15, 2009, 21:43:44 Why would you think that? It's crazy talk!
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: suttonred on Friday, May 15, 2009, 22:02:50 It's def a mod, as not one of them has mentioned IP's they are posted from, easy enough to check, but nothing..... Own up!
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: spacey on Friday, May 15, 2009, 22:29:09 I've checked the IP's and it turns out it's Ralphy.
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 15, 2009, 22:30:24 Ban the cunt!
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, May 15, 2009, 22:51:00 priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: RobertT on Friday, May 15, 2009, 23:56:44 Ban the cunt! I sense we'll all wake up in the morning to find ourselves banned. Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: Arriba on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 08:23:45 very bizzarre,but not at all amusing.
Title: Re: I have planted onions,carrots and lettuce on the County Ground pitch Post by: Batch on Saturday, May 16, 2009, 13:20:02 I've had more amusing hemeroids.
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