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sergeant_wilson

« on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:09:28 »

I volunteer for Mencap with children who have special needs. Last week we visited the county ground. Had a nice look round and some lunch. I realised that I had my old gardening coat on with some seed packets still in my pocket. When we went on the pitch for some reason I'm not sure of I started sprinkling around carrot and lettuce seeds. I also found about 5 onion sets and planted them on the touchline by the dugouts and one on each penalty spot.

Now that I have thought about it I am a bit worried that I might have caused some problems. The onions should be easy to spot but there might be some damage removing them If they are allowed to get to big. The lettuce will just grow and grow and keep growing back.

If anyone is going to be there in a week or so have a look at the pitch and see if there is anything unusual. How often do they mow it?
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:10:21 »

Enter Triseros, stage left.
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:31:02 »

I feel that Sergent Wilson has some kind of hidden talent somewhere, a rough diamond if you will.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:52:14 »

I feel that Sergent Wilson has some kind of hidden talent somewhere, a rough diamond if you will.
If so, he does a very good job of keeping it hidden
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 17:59:24 »

maybe he is still uncompressed?  a lump if you will.
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 18:02:02 »

If so, he does a very good job of keeping it hidden

It could all be a ploy.

he could actually be a master thief or something, who is trying to lull is into a sense of secrurity by way of making us all thing that he is a bit fick innit.

Whereas the Sergeant is actually a worldwide genius notorious criminal who will steal our identities and therefore all of our worldly possessions.

I think that I'll call him the Jackal from now on.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 20:47:55 »

I volunteer for Mencap with children who have special needs. Last week we visited the county ground. Had a nice look round and some lunch. I realised that I had my old gardening coat on with some seed packets still in my pocket. When we went on the pitch for some reason I'm not sure of I started sprinkling around carrot and lettuce seeds. I also found about 5 onion sets and planted them on the touchline by the dugouts and one on each penalty spot.



Funny as fuck...this made i chuckle.

Now that I have thought about it I am a bit worried that I might have caused some problems. The onions should be easy to spot but there might be some damage removing them If they are allowed to get to big. The lettuce will just grow and grow and keep growing back.

If anyone is going to be there in a week or so have a look at the pitch and see if there is anything unusual. How often do they mow it?
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 20:49:45 »

I will try again..this made me laugh.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 21:43:44 »

Why would you think that? It's crazy talk!
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 22:02:50 »

It's def a mod, as not one of them has mentioned IP's they are posted from, easy enough to check, but nothing..... Own up!
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 22:29:09 »

I've checked the IP's and it turns out it's Ralphy.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 22:30:24 »

Ban the cunt!
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 22:51:00 »

priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 23:56:44 »

Ban the cunt!

I sense we'll all wake up in the morning to find ourselves banned.
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, May 16, 2009, 08:23:45 »

very bizzarre,but not at all amusing.
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