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Title: Lack of Moat Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 21:04:50 Apparently I don't have a moat. How likely am I to be caught out by pillaging Vikings in my under defended state?
Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 21:16:14 If you hide in a cupboard they won't find you.
Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 21:17:02 Just make em a death burger Ben, they won't bother you after that!
Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 21:18:33 If you hide in a cupboard they won't find you. Should I build a moat around the cupbard? I could put it in the bath? Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 21:31:02 Haven't you got a moat around your fort...perhaps you could make one out of old bits of plastic packaging....drawbridge would be handy as well.
Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: axs on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 21:53:41 Don't forget a nice portcullis.
Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 22:33:49 Should I build a moat around the cupbard? I could put it in the bath? The moat will attract attention to the unsuspicious cupboard Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: Ironside on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 23:57:55 Get a fucking job you twat...
Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 00:21:13 ...?
Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: axs on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 01:28:43 Random abuse. Awesome.
Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: pauld on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 12:55:19 Retreat into your bathroom. Get in bath Get DMR to come and "deal with" your toilet. Hey presto, instant moat
Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:08:56 When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort. It was great. I have no idea whether it is still there.
Sadly, it did not have a moat though. Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 14:36:16 When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort. It was great. I have no idea whether it is still there. Sadly, it did not have a moat though. Alas the fort has been taken down. Used to ride my BMW down the slide...probably why it's now been removed! Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: Sippo on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 14:38:50 BMW?!?!?
Not your BMX? BMX Bandits is the greatest film ever... Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 14:40:28 Alas the fort has been taken down. Used to ride my BMW down the slide...probably why it's now been removed! Your car must be pretty fucked as well. Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 14:51:06 When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort. It was great. I have no idea whether it is still there. Sadly, it did not have a moat though. When I was a kid, we used to go and have pop and crisps at some boozer with a massive pub garden which had a crows nest in it. We spent days at this place in the summer. I have no idea where it was but I grew up around the Cirencester area. Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 15:06:34 BMW?!?!? Not your BMX? BMX Bandits is the greatest film ever... :-[ Yeah, BMX. I kept the BMW for going to the Link centre Title: Re: Lack of Moat Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 15:08:56 When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort. It was great. I have no idea whether it is still there. Sadly, it did not have a moat though. Ahhh, the fort. Many a summer evening i spent down there |