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Title: Lack of Moat
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 19:48:02
Apparently I don't have a moat. How likely am I to be caught out by pillaging Vikings in my under defended state?


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 19:59:26
If you hide in a cupboard they won't find you.


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 20:00:14
Just make em a death burger Ben, they won't bother you after that!


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 20:01:45
If you hide in a cupboard they won't find you.

Should I build a moat around the cupbard? I could put it in the bath?


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 20:14:14
Haven't you got a moat around your fort...perhaps you could make one out of old bits of plastic packaging....drawbridge would be handy as well.


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: axs on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 20:36:53
Don't forget a nice portcullis.


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 21:17:01
Should I build a moat around the cupbard? I could put it in the bath?

The moat will attract attention to the unsuspicious cupboard


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: Ironside on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 22:41:07
Get a fucking job you twat...


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 23:04:25
...?


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: axs on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 00:11:55
Random abuse. Awesome.


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: pauld on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 11:38:31
Retreat into your bathroom. Get in bath Get DMR to come and "deal with" your toilet. Hey presto, instant moat


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 11:52:08
When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort.  It was great.  I have no idea whether it is still there.

Sadly, it did not have a moat though.


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:19:28
When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort.  It was great.  I have no idea whether it is still there.

Sadly, it did not have a moat though.

Alas the fort has been taken down. Used to ride my BMW down the slide...probably why it's now been removed!


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:22:02
BMW?!?!?

Not your BMX?

BMX Bandits is the greatest film ever...


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:23:40
Alas the fort has been taken down. Used to ride my BMW down the slide...probably why it's now been removed!

Your car must be pretty fucked as well.


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:34:18
When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort.  It was great.  I have no idea whether it is still there.

Sadly, it did not have a moat though.


When I was a kid, we used to go and have pop and crisps at some boozer with a massive pub garden which had a crows nest in it. We spent days at this place in the summer. I have no idea where it was but I grew up around the Cirencester area.


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:49:46
BMW?!?!?

Not your BMX?

BMX Bandits is the greatest film ever...

 :-[

Yeah, BMX.

I kept the BMW for going to the Link centre


Title: Re: Lack of Moat
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:52:08
When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort.  It was great.  I have no idea whether it is still there.

Sadly, it did not have a moat though.

Ahhh, the fort. Many a summer evening i spent down there