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Leaving the toilet seat up or down.

Does it really fucking matter either way?

it really irks me when i go to use the lavatory, and some bitchcunt has left the seat down.

Just pee on it, they soon learn.

Leaving it up means we actually have to touch it to put it down. Yuk.

If I have to I normally wrap toilet paper round my hand before touching it.

Plus, it looks better down and not so bare and horrible

But you still have to touch it with your arse.

Or do you wrap toilet paper around that as well?

And another thing, why oh why oh why do you have a pop at us when we fancy putting it up your bum? youre so bloody selfish.

We have to touch it to lift it up...

But boys are grubby :D

i know some pretty grubby women...

Likewise!

I feel that you have just opened this topic up in true TEF style to a wider audience :D

Isn't there an advert that says there are more germs on your chopping board

or tea towel, than on a toilet seat?

Depends what you do on your chopping board.

I do that at work. There's some disgusting (unknown) cunt who pisses all over the toilet seat and another wierdo (again unknown) who wraps bog roll up and under the toilet seat to cover it completely. There are some very strange people about.

I bet it's Spacey.

He must work at my place too, full of weirdo's. Who talks on the phone, at work, whilst having a dump when you've quite clearly seen there's other people in there? Just strikes me as odd.

I like where this thread is going, keep it going fellas (and ladies, at a push..)

For the record, isn't it just easier to piss in the sink?

Havent we had a similar thread to this before?

I think JFW said she liked to shit in the swimming pool or something?

To see a floating turd in the swimming pool must be a lifeguards worst fear .... who clears it up?

Oh god not this again!!

if its runny we have to clear the pool for 5 hours - If its solid we scoop it out

With bare hands?

NO!!!! a net thing

Poor Annette Thing!

hoe often does this happen?

Not very often - although puking on poolside seems to happen quite alot recently - luckily most people make it to the side and dont do it in the pool! - although someone puked by the shallow end steps the other morning and didnt tell the lifeguard - only found it when I nearly stood in it!

i can understand the being sick part. swallowing pool water makes you feel awful.

I have a secert loo at work I have the only key I have a nice stash of in stuff to read and often have a nice 15min telphone call form mr brown normally about 2 in the afternoon.

Yeah, what Sam doesn't realise is that I also piss in the soap dispenser and smear snot on the hand towels.

and spunk in the urinal?

I save that for the 5th floor selection button in the lift.

Some sick bastard in my local pub took a dump in bog roll then placed it in the communal urinal - disgusting, i pity the poor bar maid who had to clear that up

i once caught a kid at secondary school shitting by the side of the toilet and not in it. I was going to have a fag and was checking who was in there.

i had great pleasure in escorting him down the headteachers office the little cunt