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Title: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 27, 2009, 23:10:49 How's Fizz and Ches ?
Oh and by the way, would you mind if I shagged your sister ? Thanks Fred Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: Power to people on Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 15:32:58 Evwen though she's pregnant ?
Fred I thought you had higher standards....:>) Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: overthehill on Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 15:41:06 How's Fizz and Ches ? Oh and by the way, would you mind if I shagged your sister ? Thanks Fred I thought you were dead. Would that be necrophilia? Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 18:47:40 One of the more esoteric TEF threads of late...still always good to field a bit of Fred's rumpy pumpy talk...been a bit quiet on that front lately.
STI on the old chap? Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 18:51:39 Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers.
Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: DV on Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 18:52:26 You werent the only one who got that letter today!!
Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 18:56:29 Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers. Yeah...I'm of a similar mind. My younger son who hasn't lived me for a couple of years got a letter, so he opened it on visiting recently...he's completely devoted to his gf. Whereas his old man, who didn't get a letter.... Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 20:11:06 Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers. Just send them a letter saying you're in a relationship and you're not allowed to go, but would you be so kind to check the enclosed used condom. Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 29, 2009, 10:09:06 They sent those out in Calne too - I didnt get one as Im too old!
Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, January 29, 2009, 10:20:15 I must be too then... depressing.
Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 29, 2009, 10:32:04 too old to even get an STI!!! no younger STI carrying folk want to have unprotected sex with us *sigh*
Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 29, 2009, 13:09:41 Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers. :D Sorry but that IS funny. Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, January 29, 2009, 13:21:26 too old to even get an STI!!! no younger STI carrying folk want to have unprotected sex with us *sigh* I will. I've probably got a few STI's as well. Title: Re: FTAO Kirky62 Post by: DMR on Friday, January 30, 2009, 03:08:13 Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers. I got one last year, although I'm younger than you? I fucking took it as well, saves you £30-40 quid for a home test jobby and christ only knows some of the stuff I got up to in Ibiza, Tenerife etc. If it can go undetected and all that, it's probably better to stop bleating as if you've been victimised and piss in the pot. |