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Title: Sunday joke
Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 19:56:50
Not entirely PC but did make me laugh...

The US secret service are having a nightmare training the first ever black President against terrorist attacks. Every time they shout "GET DOWN," the fucker starts dancing.


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 21:04:31
Apparently the muslims are putting bombs into tins of alphabetti spagetti, that could spell disaster if it goes off.


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:07:25
Have you heard about the new Muslim pull-string doll?

It looks the part, but no-one knows what it says cos no fuckers brave enough to pull the string.


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: Rich Pullen on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:11:45
I'm disappointed DMR! From you I expect far more controversial humour than that previous effort.

C-

The first joke was better

:D


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:56:53
Rich, if I were too look at your avatar and quote "jizzed in my pants" would you I be right, or would you think I'm some sort of gayer?


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: Rich Pullen on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:04:43
Oh dear, you would be right.


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:25:45
when bruce willis died at the end of 6th sense


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: Panda Paws on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:51:15
Apparently the muslims are putting bombs into tins of alphabetti spagetti, that could spell disaster if it goes off.

Good old Tim Vine!


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: swindonbob on Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:51:17
Anyone going to Tony Harts funeral?  Its pencilled in for next week, buy might be a bit drawn out.


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:54:13
Anyone going to Tony Harts funeral?  Its pencilled in for next week, buy might be a bit drawn out.

Tee-hee. Good one.


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:54:26
The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:56:53
The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...

I don't get it.


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:58:11
I don't get it.

It's a reference to a song from a Lonely Island/Saturday Night Live sketch.


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:58:42
The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...

[url width=800 height=600]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rosa.l/tumbleweed_004.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, January 26, 2009, 13:23:10
The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...

walked outside into the rain
checked my phone and saw you rang


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, January 26, 2009, 13:30:42
Good old fashioned highbrow rumour....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4


Title: Re: Sunday joke
Post by: DMR on Monday, January 26, 2009, 13:33:06
Haha, about time someone whacked it up.

"Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut"