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Title: Sunday joke Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 21:13:38 Not entirely PC but did make me laugh...
The US secret service are having a nightmare training the first ever black President against terrorist attacks. Every time they shout "GET DOWN," the fucker starts dancing. Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:21:19 Apparently the muslims are putting bombs into tins of alphabetti spagetti, that could spell disaster if it goes off.
Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:24:13 Have you heard about the new Muslim pull-string doll?
It looks the part, but no-one knows what it says cos no fuckers brave enough to pull the string. Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: Rich Pullen on Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:28:33 I'm disappointed DMR! From you I expect far more controversial humour than that previous effort.
C- The first joke was better :D Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: DMR on Monday, January 26, 2009, 00:13:41 Rich, if I were too look at your avatar and quote "jizzed in my pants" would you I be right, or would you think I'm some sort of gayer?
Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, January 26, 2009, 00:21:31 Oh dear, you would be right.
Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, January 26, 2009, 00:42:33 when bruce willis died at the end of 6th sense
Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: Panda Paws on Monday, January 26, 2009, 01:08:03 Apparently the muslims are putting bombs into tins of alphabetti spagetti, that could spell disaster if it goes off. Good old Tim Vine! Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: swindonbob on Monday, January 26, 2009, 14:08:05 Anyone going to Tony Harts funeral? Its pencilled in for next week, buy might be a bit drawn out.
Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, January 26, 2009, 14:11:01 Anyone going to Tony Harts funeral? Its pencilled in for next week, buy might be a bit drawn out. Tee-hee. Good one. Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, January 26, 2009, 14:11:14 The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...
Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, January 26, 2009, 14:13:41 The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film... I don't get it. Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, January 26, 2009, 14:14:59 I don't get it. It's a reference to a song from a Lonely Island/Saturday Night Live sketch. Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, January 26, 2009, 14:15:30 The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film... [url width=800 height=600]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rosa.l/tumbleweed_004.jpg[/url] Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, January 26, 2009, 14:39:58 The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film... walked outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, January 26, 2009, 14:47:30 Good old fashioned highbrow rumour....
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 Title: Re: Sunday joke Post by: DMR on Monday, January 26, 2009, 14:49:54 Haha, about time someone whacked it up.
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