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Need a uber cool place to go for a weekend. It needs to be fucking good as it's me and the missus five year annverviery. Oh going in feb/march budget of £300 ish

Little Chef?

you could get 300 beans for that.

baked that is.

but no toast, get 4 bits of toast, 2 each then 296 beans

£300 for the weekend, your world is your oyster .... apart from Buckingham Palace.

Don't say that... It's mine and the missus' 5 year anniversary in January... She'd be lucky to get a high 5 let alone a holiday!

that would ruin his atkins programme.

Theatre break

Buy her a diamond ring and ditch the holiday.

thats what i thought but I can't find anything decent. help????????????

Rome.

Not joking Gazza you can get the Eurostar and hotel in Paris for the weekend for £300.

no the budget for that is into the thousans hence why only a little for the weekdn

 Let's face it...you're not going to have a lot of fun taking the missus away for the weekend.

Five years isn't really a big deal though... is it?

you have to bear in mind she is a fussy cow nothing but 5* looked at rome and it works out at £350 each which is twice my budget!

ture but I might get pissed and ask her a question

Never, ever, underestimate the female species.

Then that will cost you a fucking lot more that £300 quid, buy her a pair of shoes instead.

You live in the ghetto, so she cant be that fussy.

You can get 3 star hotel weekend break that time of year for £300. And its absolutely fantastic.

Should get good weather as well, which always helps.

Check the adver closer to the time they usually do a valentines trip in feb,think it was 2 day one last year in paris for £139 each.

Or they do other places like the black forrest.

saves driving and you can have a drink then :)

i know but i spent all my money on the ring. fuck it i'll take her to kfc buy her a bargin bucket and stick the ring in the fires or colesaw.

How long were you going out with your lady when you got hitched?

Eek.

£300?  Book a flight to Copenhagen decent hotel and away you go.  Easy.

I am also now taking notes for holiday ideas for me and my lady.

Damn you GFM.

5 and a half years. You better get planning Rich.

Oh boy.

Shit ive been with my mrs 4 and a half.

Anyhow Chester is good GFM

do you want to go abroad?

loads of lovely places in this country.

the place where Village works looks rather nice,get him to sort you a discount

you can get a cottage in cornwall overlooking the sea, swanky hotel room in London with a jacuzzi o get a cheap euro beak. £300 will get you a lot. Try travel zoo, loadsa deals on there.

Go to Brighton and stay here  www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk   its a boutique hotel, really good dirty weekend vibe, but dead cool, plus i can get you a decent deal on the rooms.

Oy! Let me get this straight. Have you been married for 5 years next Feb/March? And you are buying her a fuck-off expensive ring ... and planning to take her away for a romantic weekend?

Do you realise what you are doing? You could upset the whole apple-cart that is our finely balanced matrimoanial (it's really spelt like that, you shouldn't need to ask why) environment. For centuries menfolk have been gradually winding down and forgetting the anniversary thing and along you come and potentially open up pandora's box again for all of us. We need to stick together on this or the LHC will be the least of our worries. One bang was enough for most of us and that was only because it is obligatory on honeymoon. Do you really want to see the black (blonde, brunette or even ginger, yeurgh!) hole again that much? On your head be it ... the end of mankind!

Buy her a nice pair of oven gloves. No point in completely alienating her, and it will show you care about her health and safety. You might get a good deal with one of those aprons with a big breasted naked lady pattern.

everything you say is true, how long you been married again

£300?  I am sure your old mate Bushey can find you a pad for the weekend for that price.  Can recommend the place on County Road!!

That place is a palace now Ronnie, The don has sorted it

Until the next lot of weirdos descend, GFM?

Try anywhere on www.mrandmrssmith.com.

Some of them are a bit pricey but they're worth it.

If you can do the distance then I'd also recommend www.sallyport.co.uk in Berwick on Tweed which is fucking great.

Almost 5 broken mirrors first time, and less than 1/2 a mirror this time ... so far.

Not one drug user or drinker in the place now happy with that.

5 broken mirrors? jesus thats less than murder

I dont even know when my anniversary is??? Im missing a trick here!!!

Obviously have a good owner.

(GFM ... take note)

That's quite a turn round, but would it do GFM for his romantic weekend?

York or Chester .....very nice

yeah nice front double room with a lovely view of abbey tyres

That hotel is proper nice

Sussex took me to the theatre for my birthday, we stayed in a very posh hotel, but he wasn't very romantic.  I got a bacon ciabatta.

I'm taking the missus to Berlin for the Xmas markets in December, providing i get my refund from my failed holiday okay...

Its a step up from the Little Chef though birdy?

Do what a mate of mine did and buy her a new iroing board cover and a years subscription to Slimmers World. Unbelievably they are still married.

True, but what do I have to do for some romance round here!!! I get more love from the dog.

Italy is good - Naples or Milan, Rome...