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Why is it dispite the fact that I love my missus find her very sexy and get enough sex from her. I still have a huge urge to sleep with other women. I haven't ever done it I might add but I am ever so tempted although I would point out I wouldn't but why do I have the urge and does anyone else have this problem?

You're male, it's normal.

because females look fantastic and are ace fun to play with.

Boys are quite nice too sometimes

I would read 'The Selfish Gene' by Richard Dawkins.  Biologically speaking, a man can best ensure that his genes are passed on to the next generation by procreating with as many women as possible.

Women, however, have a greater tendency to monogamy because, once they have found a partner, they have a vested interest in him staying around to care and provide for the offspring.

[All of the above is grossly simplified, and not intended to offend anyone.]

If i could get away with it, and no one would get hurt, there are endless amounts of women i'd love to sleep with... i think it must be natural...

I have an urge to poke Kylie quite often.

I'd be more worried if you didn't want to sleep with other women GFM! It's natural, it's what we do. I've been with my missus for eight years and still always see women I'd like to poke. I never would, but it's ok to look!

I have these urges and enjoy them

I flirt with them and do everything apart from actual touch them

Hence why i find relationships seem to get boring in almost no time and I now steer well clear of such things. I'm 29 and have had 1 "serious" relationship. The grass may not be greener on the other side of the fence, but i still want to climb over and run about for a bit. :D

 No problem....one of the joys of being single, is that you can have as many women as you can get...

 :D :clap:

Made me laugh that did!

been told dont knock it till you tried it what ever that means :doh:

I slept with a woman once.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Aaah! Subtactile sex, the only truly safe way.

Mind you, if you're actually going to get into bed with them it seems a bit pointless to sleep.

Men and women aren't sexually compatible.

Women went lovemaking to last for hours, while men want it finished as quickly as possible....

Sorry Hert - not true.....

Not sure where you learned your art - but wanting it over as quickly as possible is pure wrong !

It's something that should go on and on until you are both finished - I might be sounding a little gay there but that's the truth of it - unless your LAdy is happy it counts for nothing in my book....

This is one of the best threads ever, I probably see 10 women a day id like to poke but not allowed anymore, I miss being a slag

Yes the happy days of sleeping with any women. happys days.

Don't you hold the record for pulling the oldest lady at 50 odd?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5197440.stm

HA HA HA I will tell the missus tongiht that it is better for my health if I sleep around.

Your opinion is worthless.

You shag sheep............

Indeed she nearly killed me

The time to worry is if you have the urge to sleep with other men






n.b (just to clear things up I do not or will not ever have the urge to do this)

Homophobe.

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:D

 Nowt wrong with 50 year old birds as long as they look after themselves. Nowt wrong with 60 year old birds for that matter....don't know beyond that, but daresay I'll find out.

should there be upper and lower limits?

Sounds like a Russ Myer special.

Beneath the Valley of the Post Office Queue

Mirren or Jacklyn Smith are contenders (at a push)

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Any advances?

A lower limit yes, but an upper limit?  Surely everybody is entitled to a bit of fun (with no strings attached) even if you are minus your own teeth and get a weekly hand-out from the post office!  My job takes me into many of the borough's old people's homes, one warden told me there was always plenty of bed hopping going on - and she reckoned it is the old dears that instigate it!

So you work for Hump The Aged then?

Nice try! :insane:

My old man works for a Wiltshire based housing association, looking after quite a few old folks homes... It's all starting to make sense. Lordy.

funny that women tend to find the older man attractive but there are a relatively few older women who would be described as worth a poke.  Lulu's an interesting one, some would say she looks better now (with the help of a shed load of botox) than she did in the sixties.

I've never understood the rating of Mirren though, ugly bint imo.

Twiggy is mint. Even if I had a time machine for that one I probably wouldn't use it.

Also, Judith from Eggheads.

Ok I'll stop now.

Twiggy good shout, Judith from egg heads??  Fucking hell Mike!! 

I always remember a Dave Allen stand up when he was talking about how you know you're getting older.  He talks about some film he was watching as an 18 year old, there was a sex scene in it, featuring an older woman and he thought at the time, urgh fucking hell, that's grim, turn it off.  Then years later he watched the same film and thought to himself, fucking hell she's worth a go, obviously he delivered it a lot better than that, but you get the picture.

 Helen Mirren is known as the thinking man's crumpet....this may explain it.

Linda Lusardi  ;)

I wouldn't be adverse to giving this old girl a poke:

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In fact I think that she looks better now than she ever has done. (It's Michelle Pfeiffer incase you didn't know)