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Title: Things that all men should own... Post by: The Grim Reaper on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:38:27 A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable.
Xbox 360 PS3 Wii Sky HD Home cinema at least 500w output. Pc/laptop Mini fridge Fusion razor A leather jacket A car for winter A motorbike for summer Over you guysto add.... Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:40:25 I only own one of those things you cunt.
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:41:03 Does failure to own any of these outside of a PC make one less of a man?
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:42:34 Does failure to own any of these outside of a PC make one less of a man? I think that only owning one makes you more secure with your masculinity. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: pauld on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:43:09 Does failure to own any of these outside of a PC make one less of a man? I think the list title is a typo for "Things all adolescents think they're 'deffo going to get when they get a paypacket' before the crushing reality of the cost of living, mortgage wife and kids sets in"Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Rich Pullen on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:45:24 Meh - tis all material items which most I don't need or would use.
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: The Grim Reaper on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:45:31 I only own one of those things you cunt. I only got five. Including the razor. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:47:45 I think that only owning one makes you more secure with your masculinity. I think you may be right fB Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: herthab on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:48:22 My list is slightly less ambitious.....
A roof over my head. A Job. A few quid in my pocket. Some mates to go to the pub with. Lots of books (Or a library card) A dog (Any will do, but preferably a mutt) Full marks for me! I'm a success!! Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: yeo on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:48:57 Ive only got 3.
unless you're the Fonz or Tucker Jenkins leather jackets are a no no. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: yeo on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:50:03 Oh a Dog,a man needs a Dog!
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: herthab on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:50:18 Tucker Jenkins! The definitive role model for all rebellious early teens in the late '70's.
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Sippo on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:50:45 I don't have a
PS3, Sky HD - looking to get freesat tho. A razor. Mini fridge A leather jacket a motorbike. I do own three pairs of football boots though which you missed off. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: herthab on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:51:26 Oh a Dog,a man needs a Dog! Quite right Yeovil. I'm ashamed I missed that one on my list. Time for a quick edit............. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Sippo on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:51:57 Oh and all men should 'own' a beerbelly. :)
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: trogladite on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:53:42 I own a
Laptop Leather jacket Motor Bike I haven't got a clue what a xbox ps3 wii fushion razor is. But I have grown a pair of breasts in the last 10 years and that makes up for the rest. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: herthab on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:53:47 Oh and all men should 'own' a beerbelly. :) I keep trying, but I can't get rid of this damn six-pack........... Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:54:16 I do own three pairs of football boots though which you missed off. I've a pair of football boots, now little used. I've also a very nice pair of cricket boots...real leather, not your canvassy style things you get now. Above all else though I'd say a good pair of walking boots, whatever type suits, are an essential. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Sussex on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:56:40 I've got a laptop and a fridge. Laptop's broke and the fridge isn't a mini one.
Got a dog though.. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: DV on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:58:01 Got about 4 pairs of football boots knocking around.
Men should also own a set of weights that they never ever use! Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 19:00:05 My list is slightly less ambitious..... A roof over my head. A Job. A few quid in my pocket. Some mates to go to the pub with. Lots of books (Or a library card) A dog (Any will do, but preferably a mutt) Full marks for me! I'm a success!! I have all of those except a few quid in my pocket (I have a job getting up in the morning!) at the moment so I am 90% a success :) Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: JPC82 on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 19:01:07 A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. Xbox 360 PS3 Wii Sky HD Home cinema at least 500w output. Pc/laptop Mini fridge Fusion razor A leather jacket A car for winter A motorbike for summer Over you guysto add.... out of that i own: A Plasma PS3 Wii Sky HD PC & Laptop Mini Fridge Fusion Razor Car Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 08:50:41 I own all of those apart from a motorbike, Xbox 360 and a leather jacket.
PS3 is better than a Xbox anyway! Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 09:13:35 I own all of those apart from a motorbike, Xbox 360 and a leather jacket. PS3 is better than a Xbox anyway! You surprise me Ralphy.....I'd have thought you'd own a leather jacket. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: dell boy on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 10:09:14 I have a laptop, leathers (not jacket), motorbike and car for the winter (well summer at the moment with this weather).
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 13:21:54 I own 2 out of the list
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: michael on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 13:31:25 I own a leather jacket, and would like to add:
A Guitar to the list. Also, every real man should have some facial moisturiser, as well as a shoulder bag to carry personal items around in. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 14:19:22 I would look ridiculous in a leather jacket Reg.
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Rich Pullen on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 16:42:08 unless you're the Fonz or Tucker Jenkins leather jackets are a no no. Maybe not the Fonz style but.... http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/6d/cf/0,,10278~3657581,00.gif Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 17:29:32 I've got a laptop and a fridge. Laptop's broke and the fridge isn't a mini one. Got a dog though.. You should have bought a Dell! Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: strooood on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 17:37:19 things that all consumers should be scared into paying through the nose for.
power to the people Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Sussex on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 17:55:30 You should have bought a Dell! Hindsight and all that. The Mac's still going strong after being sat in the boot of the car for 3 months! Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 18:13:02 What's up with it anyway?
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Sussex on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 18:19:07 Corrupted user profile so my password now doesn't let me in. Tried the safe mode thing, but there's no option to create a new profile with a different password and get in that way.
I love pc's and Vista. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 18:27:30 Can you log in at all with admin or via safe mode? I think there may be a way to fix it if so.
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Sussex on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 18:33:48 Apparently not. Birdy's tried and one of the IT geeks at work is going to have a look at it this week. If all else fails I'll just re-format the thing and start again..
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 18:40:12 If you want another computer geek to take a look at it I'm working at Haywards Heath on the 6th August
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Sussex on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 18:55:25 Ok, cheers. Could be a KFC rendezvous then..
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Sippo on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 19:10:19 Apparently not. Birdy's tried and one of the IT geeks at work is going to have a look at it this week. If all else fails I'll just re-format the thing and start again.. I'm confused.com. Is it a windows laptop? If it is PM me. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Panda Paws on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 19:39:54 I'm confused.com. Is it a windows laptop? If it is PM me. And if it's a Mac, pop in the install disc, restart it, and you can reset the password there ... Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Sippo on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 20:12:13 According to Birdy its nothing to do with the password, its vista that is corrupt.
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: axs on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 21:04:29 A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. - depends on the size of room. Xbox 360 - meh, had one, was OK. PS3 - never tried it but the blu-ray player is much over hyped. Wii - good fun but don't own one. Sky HD - over priced by far. especially on LCDs which generallt look blurry with nay kind of movement. Home cinema at least 500w output. - A common error, often offer rubbish quality sound and people would be better off with a decent two-channel system. Pc/laptop - I'm fairly sure everyone has this now. Mini fridge - why? my normal sized fridge keeps my beer at a great temperature. Fusion razor - yawn. A leather jacket - we are no longer in the eighties. A car for winter - depends on your needs, a bike does me fine. A motorbike for summer - death wish in the hands of morons. Over you guysto add.... Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, July 21, 2008, 07:18:44 A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. - 37" is close enough.
Xbox 360 - check PS3 - nope Wii - nope Sky HD - not whilst it's not worth the £10 a month subscription. I have Sky+ though. Home cinema at least 500w output. - nope Pc/laptop - check Mini fridge - my normal sized fridge does an equally good job Fusion razor - a normal razor is suffice A leather jacket - nope A car for winter - check A motorbike for summer - check (well, in bits in the shed) A guitar - accoustic and electric Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, July 21, 2008, 07:54:54 A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. Xbox 360 PS3 Wii Sky HD Home cinema at least 500w output. Pc/laptop Mini fridge Fusion razor A leather jacket A car for winter A motorbike for summer Over you guysto add.... Well, i own a ps3 and various computer hardware. I don't think a Fusion Razor should be on there. Do you make less 'sweeps' now you have 5 blades... Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: sheepshagger on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:39:40 I am a bit embarrased to say I actually have every one of the above :-[
Does that make me a consumer tart ??? Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:46:29 You might be a gay.
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Ralphy on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:48:25 Are leather jackets fashionable again? I thought they went out in the 1980's ?!
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Batch on Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:09:56 Got:
------------ PS3 Wii Sky HD Home cinema at least 500w output. (well maybe not 500w, is that PMPO or RMS. What does that even mean!) Pc/laptop A leather jacket A car for winter (and for summer, climate control is great, plus I don't have to look like an overweight power ranger in a leather romper suit) Plasma over 40" Not Got: ---------- Xbox 360 (PS3 will do me). A motorbike for summer (see above) Mini fridge (see below) Fusion razor (too lazy to wetshave) Replacement Items ----------- La-Z-boy fridge/chair, can i have that in Lui of the mini fridge? Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Lumps on Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:11:51 Unless you're 14 and living at home with your mum, why the fuck would anyone want a "mini-fridge"?
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:20:49 I only have the laptop but instead of all the above I have a life and am not a chav
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: tans on Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:22:19 A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. - 32inch Xbox 360 - ya PS3 - nein Wii - ya Sky HD - nein thanks to the old fuckers Home cinema at least 500w output. - ya Pc/laptop - 2 of Mini fridge - nein Fusion razor - ya A leather jacket - why would i want to look like the fonz? A car for winter - ya A motorbike for summer - nein Over you guysto add.... Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:25:09 A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. with a 4 & 6 year old in the house i'd rather save my money
Xbox 360 no thanks PS3 no thanks Wii thinking about getting one Sky HD not worth it Home cinema at least 500w output. my ears are just fine thanks Pc/laptop check - used for gaming so no need for PS3 or Xbox Mini fridge i'd rather fill a big fridge = more beer Fusion razor got a razor but what's a fusion razor???!!! sounds like you need to also own hair straighteners and be called Julian!!!!! A leather jacket Unless your called Julian and go to Bum pubs then a defo no no A car for winter being a man surely you'd walk in the cold???!!! A motorbike for summer i value my life Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, July 21, 2008, 13:42:31 A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. - 32inch does me fine in my small lounge
Xbox 360 - oui PS3 - not yet Wii - not interested Sky HD - Sky+ will suffice until more stuff is broadcast in HD and they take the subscription off Home cinema at least 500w output. - nope Pc/laptop - yup Mini fridge - no need Fusion razor - yep (but it never gets used. Being beardy is cool) A leather jacket - yarp A car for winter - and summer A motorbike for summer - it's on my list of things to do. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, July 21, 2008, 14:28:01 A plasma/Lcd tv - 17" Grundig, cannot change channel/volume
Xbox 360 - no PS3 - ps2 for pes, rarely used though Wii - no Sky HD - no, we lost the ability to receive terrestrial tv a few months ago, tv now used for mega drive gaming Home cinema at least 500w output. - 100w sony sub and amp and speakers Pc/laptop - laptop which just about works. PIII 600mhz Mini fridge - we do have an operational fridge. its quite small. Fusion razor - ditched them a while ago, disposables shave better A leather jacket - i'm not a biker/gay A car for winter - i prefer a combination of walking and the bus. rain doesn't normally bother me. A motorbike for summer - would have got one were i not holidaying Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: Ralphy on Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:49:23 I might go and buy a leather jacket this weekend then my life will be complete.
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:51:42 A leather jacket - why would i want to look like the fonz? The fonz was a racist. Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: sheepshagger on Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:52:11 Was he ?
Title: Re: Things that all men should own... Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:56:31 A condom?
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