You can't read, and you can't write,
You wear gold and Nikes,
Cos you come from Gllingham,
And you're all fucking Pikies
May I adapt...
You'll never learn to read, you don't wanna learn to write.
Ya wear fake gold and fake Nikes!
There's nothin' real about that AU.
Cos you come from Gillingham, what a fuckin' sight!
All suppin' Sunday sesh Tenants, what a bunch a Pikeys.
Where the time zones different,
The fuck ya always KO before two!?
Ya talk about the chains ya got and where ya "diamonds" got cut.
But the only chains ya have are the ones keepin' ya in that shitty Town!
Still ya play it like Kings, that's Gypsy Kings at best. Greatest Hits - Bamboleo.
See ya never gonna get ya Kentish selves outta this rut!
There's only one place for you rood boi, that's down.
No, no, no - not givin' head?!
Down like relegation - ya know?
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Apologies to any decent Gills fans