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Look I'm showing my age here ... I want a new pair of slippers and a winter dressing gown ... the excitment is killing don't you think ....


I've been dropping hints (and pieces of my slippers for weeks) hope I don't get some Val Doonigan jumper like last year ...

Question: If you had a choice to choose your present (£100 max) what would you want?

jcp and swindon chaps addresses

dont really need anything

A usb turntable so I can transfer all my vinyl to computer files.  Those 78's take up so much room in the attic.

12 Bottles of White Ace + 12 Packets of fags.

Dowie as manager

Oh and a dark haired Swedish bird to come over  :D

Sam know's where I am coming from

In which sense?

peace on earth ;)

that sense

fuck off

are you Miss World all of a sudden ?

although i know that one of my friends has bought me some g-star jeans, so i have bought her a tiffanys bracelet

arribas family to have a holiday to Florida. Heaven knows they need one now.

are we supposed to be impressed ?

if u want to, the jeans are mint

cant we send them on one of them "wishes" holidays ?

I hope so Fred, I really do.

I'm not

how much was the bracelet

think of the children people

its doesnt matter how much it was

Is it too late to write in for Noel's Christmas presents?

You sound like a bit of a materialistic cock to me. But then you knew you were going to get that reacton anyway, so I don't know why I've even humoured you with a response. Sigh.

i'd like a turntable, as i have a box of vinyl i'm unable to listen to due to lack of record player. turntable and book vouchers.

Brand names are a must though?

Then she must be an exceptionally good shag


either that or she takes it up the GG

no not really, she had a bracelet similar before but i broke it

shes one of my best mates, no shagging involved

Does Micheal know ?

Probably Elizabeth Duke. I imagine they don't last long.

Is that what you tell him then ?

not her

right

Blowjob

thought we agreed to keep this secret

Everyman expects sexuall activity for xmas and bdays. Its the rules

DRS wants a dictionary

Why do you think that STD advert with the Chlamydia necklace and the gonorrhea belt is on constant rotation at the moment ;)

its PAAARRRTTTYYYYY season

Yippeeeeee

Bully fred.

just call me Gripper

I would like some ear muffs - some vouchers for JJB sports so I can buy some new gear for when (fingers crossed) I am a fully qualified aerobics instructor. I would like a desktop Hetty Hoover (my friends brought me one - Ive brought him Henry!!) and a Morph oh and I need some new trainer socks.

I dont think JCP would like me in real life - all my clothes are from Primark and New Look- I wouldnt fit in his gang!

I would like...

My walls plastered
3 Bathrooms fitted
1 Kitchen fitted
60" Widescreen Pioneer TV
88 Square meters of flooring downstairs
72 Square meters of carpet upstairs
All the roof tile crates removed from my front garden
A 20 person hot tub for my back garden

I'm getting one of these:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pure-Highway-Car-Radio-
Transmitter/dp/B0012GLXMU/ref=pd_bxgy_ce_img_a

Sounded more screamingly camp to me - JCP and "friend":

[url width=400 height=300]http://www.nbc.com/Will_&_Grace_Finale/images/recap/wg_602_01.jpg[/url]

Someone special to keep!

I might need to massively lower my Ace and Fags supply and top up the difference with some Ketamine and MDMA.

Cheers Dell this is really generous of you. How are you getting all these presents to us?

Aahh...

are you fit ?

I'd like to think so..

i have found my presents from the misses! naughty me :D

What did you get?

You won't get any surprises though now!

I'm getting a green ipod shuffle and a bookcase from my Mum and her new bloke.Not really anything else i want  :)

Though obviously a £100 Topshop voucher would be very nice  :nod:

Judging by the photo she just sent me i would say definatly fit

I know, it was by accident! she had to tell me she got me oasis tickets because i was gonna buy some for her! she got me this ace superdry lether jacket aswell! its lovely!

I hope your not sending any pictures to her!!!

Birdy showed me the ones you sent her  :yikes: :girlgiggle:

Sounds like you've got a lovely gf Dan :)My bloke is going to have to be happy with a packet of razor blades and some M&S socks.

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/7871839/Sega-Megadrive-Handheld-Console/Product.html

reminds me of a game gear.

FM 2009. Which I have already. And beers on the beach, which I WILL be having at xmas.

The Game Gear was pretty cool, well apart from it's shocking battery life. Atari Lynx was another one which didn't get enough love. It's amazing how long the original gameboy kept on top, thanks to Tetris and later Pokemon.

Actually if you've already got a PSP or DS you're probably better off homebrewing it up than getting one of those megadrive things. Can get all sorts of ace things like ScummVm.

I don't really get "big" christmas presents from my parents anymore. Just get a few fun things to open. I don't really mind, I've always felt a bit guilty about asking for / getting big things. I'm not sure why.

Because there's little children in China who'd be grateful for half the toys you've already got, young man

The neo geo was supposed to revolutionise hand held gaming, didn't get very far.

my daddyio is paying £50 towards the 2nd installment of my Season ticket for my christmas present - Now I finally ran out of tickets I felt guilty for not buying it yet

I am having Jenna for Xmas Eve and Xmas Day dinner


Nuff said

A cycling top and some nice aftershave.

not at all, im not as shallow as i seem

Rockford Files Series 5 dvd box set-i'll be happy as a pig in shit

Oooh, jealous!

Good posts..would love some golf lessons from a pro...just cant play the game as i would like,got the laurel and hardy box set last year.and just finished watching all 20.

go see lee at broome manor hes a top bloke

..my two front teeth.

A Dukla Prague away shirt.

You

Just knowing who the bloody manager is going to be would do me!

PS3 and a 42 inch plasma.

Good for you Fred ....
This year will be the first Christmas we do not have the family around us for 20+ years, eldest son in Scotland, second son staying with girlfriend and daughter in Southampton, mother-in-law (the potato peeler) also says shes not coming.
Not going to feel like Christmas at all .... having your children around you at Christmas is what it is all about.

Socks, boxers, a job and a new heart. Not necessarily in that order (except socks).

I opened my present early and I've got 2 days off work. Yipee.

Greedy cunt. A new heart and a new job?

I've got packets of socks unopened from the last 20 Chrimbos, I'll bring you six pairs when we play Millwall.

Fine. Can I swap boxers for a Nivea for Men gift set?

Tight fit boxers no, Nivea now your talking!!!

I'll swap you six pairs of socks for 1 packet of Nivea and JY Jelly (optional gift) and two pairs of saggy boxers.

Chuck in a diamonte thong and you've got a deal.

I'm having duck. Have you considered goose or turkey as an alternative?

A good heart these days is hard to find...

a life.

a decent football team to support.

You don't get anything because you kicked off about queuing in a post office. Santa doesn't like moaners.

Girls Aloud, after their party thing tonight..