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Doore

« Reply #105 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:36:50 »

Are you sure? I thought they were either photo-composites in magazines or cgi on the telly.

Talk Talk has conspiracies on the brain again.  I blame capitalism.  Or communism, I forget which.

Down with isms.
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Talk Talk

« Reply #106 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:38:54 »

Down with isms.

Particularly sophism, which is wot Bumpy Humpy spiels.
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« Reply #107 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:45:14 »

super lolz
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« Reply #108 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:48:11 »

You are all so full of hate, peace brothers.
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« Reply #109 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:26:15 »

Axs. Fucking hippy.
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« Reply #110 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:38:02 »


Tony Blackburn


David Coleman

In his autobiography, rival ITV commentator Brian Moore paints Coleman as an unpleasant character, who looked down on him and the whole ITV team.

He retired without fanfare or recognition by the BBC, despite working for the corporation for over 40 years.

Quotes:

    * In the 1974 FA Cup Final, he said that Newcastle's defence had been undressed by Liverpool.
    * Linford Christie has a habit of pulling it out when it matters the most.
    * During the closing stages of the 800m final at the 1976 Olympics, as the ultimate winner of the race made his
       winning move, he said "Alberto Juantorena - there goes the Cuban opening up his legs and showing his class."


and the most deserving of all:

Max Fucking Boyce
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One F In Fitton

« Reply #111 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:28:52 »

Uri fucking spoon bending cunt Geller. I'll bend a spoon, right up his fucking japs eye

hahahaha

You may well get a chance a week on Monday - doesn't the twat mince about in an Exeter City shirt?

 
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« Reply #112 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 04:26:31 »

Gary Glitter

Stamping on his throat is too good for Glitter.  Skinned alive, dropped into a vat of salt and then liquidised would be the sort of punishment I would dish out to him.

Also think anyone who has attempted to or actually got onto a reality tv show should suffer the same fate.
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One F In Fitton

« Reply #113 on: Friday, April 2, 2010, 19:31:51 »

Ahh shit - I can't believe I forgot this bell-end;

 - LAURENCE LLEWELYN BOWEN.

I could very happily rip his head off and shit down his neck. The poncy, pretentious cunt......
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« Reply #114 on: Friday, April 2, 2010, 22:29:36 »

I cannot agree more with Michael McIntyre.  Utter utter cunt and yet he’s not like your traditional common or garden cunt he’s a breed a part.  A mutant amongst cunts.

Despite the foppish hair and forced accent he’s not in the Premier League of cunts.  Not that foppish and a forced accent means that you’re a cunt but it certainly helps.

No, McIntyre is the Franchise equivalent of cunts. 

He’s not even that bad a stand-up but there’s something that just makes him seem predictable, irritating and a cunt. 

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« Reply #115 on: Friday, April 2, 2010, 22:58:52 »


Anne Robinson
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« Reply #116 on: Sunday, April 4, 2010, 14:49:48 »

Anne Robinson

Shes not a Cunt BUT does deserve to be kicked in it!
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« Reply #117 on: Sunday, April 4, 2010, 18:12:55 »



Can we have special dispensation for an exception to rip off Dave McKay's head and shit on the stump.
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« Reply #118 on: Thursday, April 8, 2010, 22:41:35 »

audley harrison.
fucking prick!
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« Reply #119 on: Thursday, April 8, 2010, 22:54:08 »

audley harrison.
fucking prick!

Yes.
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