Dazzza
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« on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 00:46:54 » |
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Stick em here......
1. When calling in sick tilt your head upside down for a couple of minutes off the end of your bed. Then head still in position make the call, you'll sound like your close to the grave.
2. For a tasty alternative with your super noodles pile them in a grilled pitta bread and grate a little strong cheddar and cracked black pepper on the top for a gormet treat. (Nicked from a flavour packet)
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Dazzza
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 00:48:10 » |
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sick, sick sick
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Dazzza
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 00:48:47 » |
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sick, sick sick Anyone noticed that if you type s i c k you get the vomitting head? That's bloody brilliant! |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 00:50:38 » |
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we've all been saying that for weeks.
3. you can turn smilies off so you could type sick
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 00:53:44 » |
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Pay attention dazzza!
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Dazzza
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 00:54:49 » |
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I just work here.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 00:54:55 » |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 00:57:16 » |
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dazza could you put that option underneath quick reply?
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 01:00:13 » |
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When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.
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Dazzza
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 01:09:26 » |
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dazza could you put that option underneath quick reply? I'll add it to the list. Got sort out the space thing first. There are all sorts of goodies to be had, check out the free games at the top of this demo forum. phpbb.freegaming.de |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 21:25:05 » |
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To cure hic-ups, drink a cup of water the other way, i.e put your lips on the other side of the cup that you usually would and tilt your head forwards rather than backwards
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 21:58:34 » |
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The Grim Reaper
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 22:39:06 » |
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If you are choking on an ice cube simply boil a kettle of water then drink contents.
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janaage
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 10:28:07 » |
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If you are choking on an ice cube simply boil a kettle of water then drink contents. soapy tit wank  That's quality!! |
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 10:44:21 » |
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When you're smearing dog shit on Gary Stanleys car, make sure you get the door handles as well as the windows.
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