Top Tips

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

Take a telephone directory and simply cross through all the names you do not know and you have your own handy personal phone book.

Be the envy of your friends!

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

Take a telephone directory and simply cross through all the names you do not know and you have your own handy personal phone book.

Be the envy of your friends!

good idea although wouldnt it b easier to just ask all ur friends what thier numbers r and then write them down rather than spending 2 hours doin that!

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

But that wouldn't be hillariously funny Rich, would it?

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

true

[oxford_fan]

lightnin rich

[swindonbob]

When handing over a £20 note for beer, check and remember the last three ID digits - then when the bastards give you £5 change and you complain and they go and get the manager and fuck you over - you'll have evidence of the note on the top of their till trays.

[Simon Pieman]

When handing over a £20 note for beer, check and remember the last three ID digits - then when the bastards give you £5 change and you complain and they go and get the manager and fuck you over - you'll have evidence of the note on the top of their till trays.

that happened to me in the walkabout in swindon. fucking pissed me right off. they said come back at the end of the night and took my details etc, but it was pure bollocks. I ran out of cash 20 mins later and went home

[oxford_fan]

When handing over a £20 note for beer, check and remember the last three ID digits - then when the bastards give you £5 change and you complain and they go and get the manager and fuck you over - you'll have evidence of the note on the top of their till trays.

what happened to the customer always being right?

[Simon Pieman]

they're twats in there. they refused entry to a girl who'd had radiotherapy treatment and wanted to wear her hat because she was self concious about her hair.