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« Reply #45 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:48:42 »

well thats cheery
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« Reply #46 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:51:24 »

Run a hot bath to sit in Sam, when you slit your wrists the warm water will stimulate the blood flow and you'll bleed out quicker.

Good idea, I'll pop the toaster on the edge of the bath too.

If there's no news come 11.01pm, I'm a goner.
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« Reply #47 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:51:42 »

didnt realise u had to cut down the wrist rather than across it either, thats something to bare in mind if youre not too drowsy after the pills or too out of breath from the hanging!
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« Reply #48 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:52:43 »

I've got the noose sorted, couple of blades out ready and a couple of packets of strong painkillers.

Reckon that'll do it?

Remember it's down the street not across the road.
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« Reply #49 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:52:46 »

Yeah, down the road not across the street. Schoolboy stuff.
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« Reply #50 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:53:07 »

Eerie, I posted that at near enough exactly the same time.
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« Reply #51 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:53:55 »

Swindon Town is the new Waco, Texas.
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« Reply #52 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:54:04 »

There was a kiddy at my school who made that mistake. I suppose that 'error' saved his life.
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« Reply #53 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:55:10 »

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« Reply #54 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:56:57 »

I'm living in hope that the lack of activity on the club website today means everyone is working furiously to push some transfers through before 11pm.
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« Reply #55 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 20:18:39 »

I'm living in hope that the lack of activity on the club website today means everyone is working furiously to push some transfers through before 11pm.
yeah, I heard the web editor is furiously thrashing out terms with Elliott Benyon as I type
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« Reply #56 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 20:19:35 »

Like I said, clutching at straws.
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