tans
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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:12:20 » |
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SSP, Andy King and Migz went to a funeral of a town fan where i live a few years back
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janaage
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:13:36 » |
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Hope your mate wasn't a member of the K.O.B.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:14:38 » |
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maybe Super Sam could say a few words at mine - help everyone along with the mourning and crying?
and I want all the girls to wear those black hats with net on
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flammableBen
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:22:22 » |
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No Swindon players at my funeral thank you.
I want a quick and quiet cremation (presuming I can't be shot into space or something cool like a viking funeral with a big longboat and fire and stuff) followed by a party. Lot's of nibbles and drink. But I won't really have been cremated, the nibbles will be made out of bits of me. Speeding up the circle of life.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:35:30 » |
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Im not sure Im comfortable with eating your dead body Ben - I might bring a packed lunch?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:38:01 » |
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You won't know it will be a secret. The party will be awesome though. Infact I might fake my own death so I can go. In that case we'll probably just be eating a homeless person or somebody else nobody will notice if they're killed and eaten.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:40:57 » |
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Oh!! OK
will they be disgused as nice tasting food?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:55:08 » |
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Oh!! OK
will they be disgused as nice tasting food?
Of course. |
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:58:02 » |
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Little marinated chunks in the style of Tapas?
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 13:58:47 » |
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I was hoping more for them being mixed into some kind of cake?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 14:01:00 » |
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I'm sure I'll make a variety of things out of the various cuts of homeless man.
Probably roast up the legs as a start. It's something I'd have to give some thought to.
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 14:02:34 » |
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I was hoping more for them being mixed into some kind of cake?
Meat in a cake? You haven't got this bakering nailed, have you?  |
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 14:05:59 » |
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I was thinking he was sprinkling ashes in not full on legs and arms
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flammableBen
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 14:19:09 » |
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I was thinking he was sprinkling ashes in not full on legs and arms
that would be silly. You've got to go for the full on corpse for eating. Although I suppose you could do lines of a cremated ben. Awesome. |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 14:23:13 » |
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Im still not sure I want to come - It sounds a bit frightening
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