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« Reply #60 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 12:45:56 » |
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I love this pretending, it's so funny. I bet my mortgage that every man who has posted in this thread has fucked a bird who'd rougher than Jordan. Cast iron fact.
Yeah, you're probably right. If I was out and she asked me to have a quick blast i probably would. But i think it's because she's being compared to other celeb birds, not our own drunken conquests. And when you stick her in the same group as other celeb sex symbols, which is what she has achieved through her media whoredom, then she's rough. Very. |
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« Reply #61 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:12:20 » |
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I love this pretending, it's so funny. I bet my mortgage that every man who has posted in this thread has fucked a bird who'd rougher than Jordan. Cast iron fact.
 lets discuss "whos the ugliest person you have ever podged"  |
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« Reply #62 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:15:23 » |
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Mine was when I was in Greece.
A girl whom everybody else called "cod face". A friend of mine who was also working out there, as a cameraman, took a photo of me with her one night and stuck outside the shop for all to see the next day.
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pauld
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« Reply #63 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:17:04 » |
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A girl whom everybody else called "cod face".
Was she a Gills fan? |
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« Reply #64 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:21:39 » |
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Here we go again, pauld carping on with his puns.
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pauld
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« Reply #65 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:27:25 » |
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I love this pretending, it's so funny. I bet my mortgage that every man who has posted in this thread has fucked a bird who'd rougher than Jordan. Cast iron fact.
Nope. Wouldn't touch a lass like that with yours. And to be fair, I doubt I'd be asked either. So everyone's happy really. |
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« Reply #66 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:35:41 » |
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Here we go again, pauld carping on with his puns.
I think Pauld's puns are brill |
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« Reply #67 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:42:03 » |
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You may be the sole person who thinks that.
(Didn't we do fish puns just recently)
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« Reply #68 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:43:14 » |
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Yeah, you're probably right. If I was out and she asked me to have a quick blast i probably would. But i think it's because she's being compared to other celeb birds, not our own drunken conquests. And when you stick her in the same group as other celeb sex symbols, which is what she has achieved through her media whoredom, then she's rough. Very.
And that is what it is. I was discussing this with my mates the other day. It seems all men have two sets of standards, one for "real" women that you might actually meet and have a chance of fucking, and a whole other set that is reserved for the fantasy world. If Jordan wasn't famous but looked exactly the same every single one of you would fuck her. For the record, I think she fucking rough too but i've definitely been with far uglier/fatter/older and generally more booted women. |
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pauld
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« Reply #69 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:45:58 » |
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I was discussing this with my mates the other day. It seems all men have two sets of standards, one for "real" women that you might actually meet and have a chance of fucking, and a whole other set that is reserved for the fantasy world. Yeah we all do If Jordan wasn't famous but looked exactly the same every single one of you would fuck her. No, I still wouldn't. Honestly, I think she's repulsive |
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« Reply #70 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:49:58 » |
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You may be the sole person who thinks that.
(Didn't we do fish puns just recently)
We did. But we never really fin-ished. It's comedy gold(fish) |
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« Reply #71 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 13:51:18 » |
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OK. No need for me to be coy about it then.
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Sippo
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« Reply #72 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 15:47:02 » |
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The one thing I don't like about Jordan is all the 'pouting' she does.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #73 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 15:47:59 » |
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Is that really the only thing you don't like about her? Apart from that there's nothing wrong?
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #74 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 16:03:59 » |
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Is that to me fb?
If so, mega whoosh.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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