well i know you are all dieing to hear my latest health news.
so here we go this week........
monday admitted into hospital at 7pm
bowel clearence at 8pm :?
ward full of almost-dead old men all night coughing and moaning.
woken at 6am for blood pressure. cunts.
9am blood tests
2.30 operating theatre
hold on rewind .......
midday "so mr red your potassium count has gone through the roof" "and?" "we need to do another blood test to check it." "oh ok"
2.25 "mr red, we will have to postpone the operation again due to your potassium"
"for fucks sake"
so chaps back for tests tomorrow and if it hasnt gone down i have to have a fuckin pipe put in my neck for the the next few days. if it has its blackpool at home