tossing shit update

[mexico red]

well i know you are all dieing to hear my latest health news.

so here we go this week........

monday admitted into hospital at 7pm

bowel clearence at 8pm :?

ward full of almost-dead old men all night coughing and moaning.

woken at 6am for blood pressure. cunts.

9am blood tests

2.30 operating theatre

hold on rewind .......
midday "so mr red your potassium count has gone through the roof" "and?" "we need to do another blood test to check it." "oh ok"

2.25 "mr red, we will have to postpone the operation again due to your potassium"
"for fucks sake"

so chaps back for tests tomorrow and if it hasnt gone down i have to have a fuckin pipe put in my neck for the the next few days. if it has its blackpool at home

[Amir]

Not having the best of luck are you mex.

I'll do a lucky dance for you.

[spacey]

 

full of almost-dead old men all night coughing and moaning.

 

 That sounds like my local.

 Hope it all turns out cool in the end.

[sonicyouth]

don't eat bananas!

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[Boeta]

 

full of almost-dead old men all night coughing and moaning.

 

 That sounds like my local.

 Hope it all turns out cool in the end.

Very true.

Good luck mexy.

[janaage]

Ducking hell mate, not being patronising but hearing about this sort of stuff does make think how lucky we are to be fit and healthy.   I think I'm gonna start playing footiee again, in ten years time I'll probably struggle so I should do it while I still can.

[STFCBird]

Mexico, would you like me to dress up in a nurse uniform and bring you grapes?

[Piemonte]

You can push my grapes back in if you want love  arf arf

Best of luck Gringo, fucking postassium levels eh?
 :?  

[STFCBird]

Just coz you have your new pie face you think you are all hard  

[janaage]

Mexico, would you like me to dress up in a nurse uniform and bring you grapes?

Mex would you like me to dress up as a nazi and goosestep around your ward.  just to confuse those old moaning fuckers!!

[DanOUFC]

Mexico, would you like me to dress up in a nurse uniform and bring you grapes?

I suddenly feel terribley ill  

Get well soon Mexy

[STFCBird]

Mexico, would you like me to dress up in a nurse uniform and bring you grapes?

I suddenly feel terribley ill  

Get well soon Mexy

I was wondering when you would come out of the woodwork  

[DanOUFC]

ahh bless, you missed me  

[STFCBird]

um er how shall I put this? .................. NO

[Anonymous]

Dont you lot even dare turn this into one of your sickening internet shags