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« on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 14:24:12 » |
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It's nearly here. That time when we get all excited, order in strawberries, cream and pimms sit back and watch the Brits fail at Wimbledon. Again.
I normally like to see Brits do well. But please let that wimpy, public school educated, Oxford toss pot Henman (aka 'tiger' Tim) get knocked out early.
I hate him so much I'd rather see a Canadian in disguise get further.
That is all.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 14:49:03 » |
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Wimbledon and tennis are bollocks. Fucking toffs sport. All tennis threads should be banned.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 14:50:49 » |
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It's starting to seem like Melksham actually does give a fuck, about a few things.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 14:55:55 » |
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I don't give a fuck for tennis that's for sure. Only toffs and gays should like it, not working class hard footy supporters.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 14:58:24 » |
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Then you have an opinion on it, and thus you give a fuck about it.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:04:44 » |
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Timmeh Timmeh Rah Rah Rah
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:15:04 » |
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I may put a sneaky bet on that Scottish kid getting further than that lame-o Henman.
Sharapova is a good reason to watch Wimbledon also.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:28:34 » |
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Then you have an opinion on it, and thus you give a fuck about it. Maybe my title should read The man REALLY gives a fuck. Anyway, two words sum up how shit tennis is and Wimbledon in particular - Cliff Richard.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:35:39 » |
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I cant stand tennis
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:47:17 » |
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I was listening to 5Live and some bird who's remit is to try and shake up the tennis in Britain.....was going on about clubs would no longer get funding if they operated a whites only policy. I was thinking ........bit surprising innit that they've managed to get away with that for so long, but I suppose being the ruling clases at play has its advantages. At the end of the interview back in the studio, the show anchor had to point out that the whites only policy....actually meant white clothing, not what the posh bint seemed to imply without the slightest hint of ambiguity. Just one of those things.....for a fortnight a year tennis catches the attention of the middle classes......we're crap at it, and completely disorganised in terms of development......then mercifully it disappears, despite being an all year round sport. I prefer watching birds play.....to the men, I like the combination of grace and elegance
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:49:16 » |
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I just like seeing their knickers. :shock:
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:52:27 » |
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I just like seeing their knickers. :shock: Problem is KT a few years back there was a distinct anti perv backlash, when they started wearing those asexual short things under the tennis dresses. You do still get a good few cleavage shots though.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:54:39 » |
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Indeed, and the people in charge got nervous about it, so tried to stop all below waist line camera shots being shown - a few still get through though.
Cleavage shots, just as they are waiting to return serve are best.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:58:08 » |
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I'm not normally that fussed about legs on a woman (as long as she has 2 eh Blackcurrant ) but Maria Sharapova has possibly the best set I've ever seen
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 16:09:00 » |
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She is pretty fine. We have a picture of her up on the wall in the office. Very nice indeed.
Personally i don't mind tennis. Used to play it quite a lot and was quite good but I can only really hack the two weeks of Wimbledon and certainly nothing more.
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y wings are like a shield of steel!
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