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Devon Red

« Reply #30 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 21:55:24 »

won 18 quid last week in a sydicate so we've bought 12 tickets this week. Guarenteed to win now................ Cheesy
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 21:58:37 »

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won 18 quid last week in a sydicate so we've bought 12 tickets this week. Guarenteed to win now................ Cheesy
   Guaranteed! Images of Homer Simpson with his 50 tickets in front of the TV!

Good luck guys, I really can't be bothered with the hassle of buying a ticket, and wouldn't win anyway, despite what the Lotto adverts would have you believe!

If I was to win a huge sum like that the club would definitely be seeing a large amount of it. What the hell do I need with any more than £50m for the rest of my life?!
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 22:07:35 »

A timely reminder cheers chaps.

It'll have to be an online jobbie now mind as I won't be getting to a news agents tomorrow.

This week I'm going to buy Peter Ndddddddddddddluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve and clone him.

Anyone see him in the African nations?  Still going strong.
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 22:09:35 »

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A timely reminder cheers chaps.

It'll have to be an online jobbie now mind as I won't be getting to a news agents tomorrow.

This week I'm going to buy Peter Ndddddddddddddluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve and clone him.

Anyone see him in the African nations?  Still going strong.


Where does he play his football now Dazzza?
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 23:05:56 »

i won a tenner on wednesday... means i won't win anything for another 3 years  :|
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 23:12:06 »

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A timely reminder cheers chaps.

It'll have to be an online jobbie now mind as I won't be getting to a news agents tomorrow.

This week I'm going to buy Peter Ndddddddddddddluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve and clone him.

Anyone see him in the African nations?  Still going strong.


Where does he play his football now Dazzza?


Last I heard he was in South Africa after failing to find a club post Sheff Utd , which always struck me as odd because he was a class act right up until the season he left.
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 23:12:27 »

I bought two tickets today. Any money will be welcome, although I never expect to win.
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STFC Village

« Reply #37 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 23:15:25 »

I'll pop into Teccy's on my way home and buy as many lines as the cash in my wallet will allow
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 23:16:39 »

im fucking winning this tomorrow and you can all fuck off.(apart from Dazza who will be bought a trained Monkey)
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 23:24:46 »

If I win I will hire a hitman to kill you. But I won't do it the traditional way, I'd get some queer with aids to arse rape and infect you. Basically you will die a slow painful death motherfucker  :twisted:
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Spud

« Reply #40 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 06:06:39 »

Im going to win it and give it all to the Salvation Army.
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:12:49 »

i brought the winning ticket this morning so how can you guys win it aswell.

i  might give the club a fiver if i win it but that little jockey shit wont get a fucking penny
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:15:14 »

I am going to fucking win so there, and when I do I am moving to fucking new fucking zealand
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:20:41 »

and not a fucking day fucking sooner.
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:22:33 »

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I am going to fucking win so there, and when I do I am moving to fucking new fucking zealand


With that money you could probably buy the place. But you won't 'cause I'm going to Sainsbury's to buy the winning ticket this morning.
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