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flammableBen

« on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 01:30:13 »

Why do men have nipples? Apperently they are even capable of lactating under severe hormone imbalances, doesn't really answer the question though. I could of course just look it up on google, however asking this forum in the hope that someone is still awake is much more fun.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:03:22 »

It's because we all start out as females I beleive. The sensible people decide that being a man is more fun and less hassle whereas I don't think women generally do. Although kudos to the female of the species - they give us men something to oggle at!
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flammableBen

« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:25:13 »

Well you managed to make that question boring by knowing why. And I waited hours for a responce. Proper Lame
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:36:18 »

Sorry. I was watching the skiing and sobered up somewhat. Perhaps this, coupled with my success at my rolling practice contributed somewhat to a proper lame answer.
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flammableBen

« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:46:49 »

oh well

I was supposed to get an early night tonight, not really happened. People keep chatting to me on msn.

Only got 1 and 1/2 cans left though and tesco's don't open for another 2hrs 15mins.

Might have to go on an alcohol search.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 04:52:03 »

You could have a shot of lighter fluid to tide you over, although that could mean a waste of a good lighter for the meantime. At least you could use the hob I guess!
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flammableBen

« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 05:10:04 »

hmm.. I've got lot's of lighters. Electric hob so that doesn't help.

Still got 1 can left and a few rollies left. hopefully I can make them last for the 1h50mins till tesco's opens.

Sleep would of course be the more sensible option. but the mad wierd feeling I'm getting from sleep deprevation is the only thing I've really got going at the moment.
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fatbury

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:53:42 »

for licking of course!!! :?
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:54:49 »

yuk, you lick mens nipples?  Even really hairy ones?
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fatbury

« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 08:56:02 »

noooo silly ... for girls to lick!!
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McLovin

« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:05:16 »

I feel quite ill... :|
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:05:31 »

oohhhhhhh I see  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:06:02 »

Do you like your nipples licked dave?
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McLovin

« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:08:00 »

I can't say i do, no...
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 09:40:35 »

are you saying that just coz fatbury says he does?
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