Merry Christmas everyone

[land_of_bo]

Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with total respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great (not to imply the Britain is necessarily greater than any other country nor is it the only "BRITAIN" in the northern hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation and choice of computer platform of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishee actually to implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

[Spud]

Merry 'fucking' Christmas  

[Compo]

Bahhh humbug.........

[Johno]

Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with total respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great (not to imply the Britain is necessarily greater than any other country nor is it the only "BRITAIN" in the northern hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation and choice of computer platform of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishee actually to implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

its shcoking that christmas really is this complicated nowadays...some places can't have carol services?? load of rubbish.

[Sade]

Yeah that is shocking I agree but anyway merry crimbo everyone  

(I'm not very happy with myself though. My self disipline is discraceful. Its not even christmas day yet and I have ate too much chocolate. New years resolution- lose about 6 stone  )

[Bedford Red]

I echo all that, merry xmas to everyone and a Happy New Year.

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

Merry Christmas everyone, don''t get too wasted  

ill try my best!

[fatbury]

Have a good Xmas all !!  

[STFCBird]

have a fucking great xmas everyone  

[Asher]

Get fucked birdy - wheres my card?

[STFCBird]

Get fucked birdy - wheres my card?

 :evil:  same place as mine  

[PHIL!!!!]

Merry Christmas everyone and a happy new year
I feel a song comin on.....maybe not....

[Northern Red]

Get fucked birdy - wheres my card?

 :evil:  same place as mine  

In a phone booth?

(PS Merry Christmas all   )

[Piemonte]

Get fucked birdy - wheres my card?

 :evil:  same place as mine  

In a phone booth?

(PS Merry Christmas all   )

 

[STFCBird]

you are all cunts.  burn in hell  :evil: