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« on: Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:15:46 » |
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Its my newish hobby. Leigh Delemare services managed to haul 1 x portion of chips 1 x wind up Gorilla Imagine getting caught and going to court for the theft of a wind up Gorilla  |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:20:06 » |
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If you got caught you could say you were monkeying around and go ape shit!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:26:16 » |
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how the hell can you steal chips?? Did you go behind the counter and serve yourself?
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blinkpip
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:28:04 » |
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Maybe he's American and it's actually a bag of crisps?
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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yeo
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:30:56 » |
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Nah I just bypassed the till. It all seemed quite normal at the time.  |
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:39:01 » |
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the breakfast menu sigh from subway.  |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 00:26:18 » |
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My sober theft speciality was 2 for 1 Cheese Burgers at College 6 years ago. They tasted so good, the cheese was in the middle of the Burger.  |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 01:15:58 » |
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A stole a massive roadblock sign a few weeks ago, it was blocking off a hole in the city centre so I carried it home. Fucking heavy. Kind of like this http://www.valdosta.edu/businessfinance/images/roadblock.jpgThen I just left it in the middle of the road. I hope no one fell in the hole it was quite deep. |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 08:26:12 » |
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Me and my housemate nicked an iron garden gate last year. Fuck knows why, but it was bloody heavy and then we realised we didn't want it in the morning |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 08:35:16 » |
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I feel into a big whole that should have had a sigh next to it in town once, if only i knew who took it.....
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 09:05:35 » |
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Best steal at Uni was on a night out in Liverpool....
I came home with the Sign for the Icelandic Consulate in Liverpool (its an Embassy type thingy)...
It was drilled into my wall for most of the first year until some other cunt stole it....
Done the traffic cone thingy as well, including a similar style road barrier to the one above - they're made of light plastic so easy to steal....
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:08:53 » |
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I had a chat witha copper about a big red and white barrier I had in Worcester once, In my state I thought it was like a big red and white Town scarf Later the event I was at managed to steel about £500 of stuff from a pub and faced uni disciplinary action, all I has was an ashtray, some had plants signed cricket bats etc. My house was full of stuff we robbed, a lovely Pukka Pies poster lifted fro a kebab shop, loads of road signs and for sale boards variously, a vacuum cleaner, licensing laws sign, a drip tray... |
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 12:36:40 » |
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We once stole a whole crate of confectionary that was being delivered to Sainsburys. Took 4 of us to haul it home.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 13:10:38 » |
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What confectionary did you have Dave.
My best is a 10ft sign off an off-license, we even made the local paper!
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 13:25:01 » |
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Roughly: 200 x maltesers 200 x mars bars 200 x galaxy 200 x twix 200 x txix orange even made the local rag |
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