Dazzza
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« on: Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 23:36:27 » |
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I admit I have always had a bit of a thing for the ex-radio 1 presenter and despite a few extra pounds shes definately still worth a look. Read this bit of scandal today which clenched it for me: Big Brother's Lisa I'Anson has a secret. A
former boyfriend once boasted that she has
such fantastic control of her vaginal muscles
that she can perform the "Singapore Grip" -
an advanced sexual technique that makes the
inserted penis feel as though it is receiving
a vigorous hand-job.
(FYI: Lisa is a bit of a go-er. She was once spotted
in Ibiza's Manumission Motel having liquid LSD
dropped into her eyes, while being shagged by
another girl with a strap-on. Respect.) |
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Amir
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 23:45:43 » |
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As long as I could run anway in the morning and never speak to her again........yeah, why not.
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Amir
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 23:46:20 » |
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I'm a deeply romantic man you see.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 23:47:41 » |
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I can tell.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 00:04:52 » |
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nope until I read that viginal muscle thing now its a yep!
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 01:47:53 » |
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Nay I think she's a bit rough, but maybe worth seeing if she's as good as she's cracked up to be I guess.
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janaage
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 09:21:39 » |
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Despite her excellent control of her vagina, she still is one of the worlds most irritating ladies. If I was a single lad I would do her then put on my size 9 derek and clive c*** kickers.
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Piemonte
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 09:23:02 » |
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i would have anyway but the "vaginal hand job" has made it a certainty
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McLovin
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 09:55:00 » |
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SOunds like a classy bird... yeah, why not.
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mexico red
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 10:24:33 » |
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all over her stomach, just to give her a treat.
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Boeta
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:54:57 » |
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Not if I was sober, but a few pints add in the vaginal muscle thing and it's a go-er.
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DMR
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 12:00:28 » |
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No fucking way
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kizz
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 12:41:58 » |
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fuck it... why not!
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 12:43:32 » |
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She strikes me as being one annoying bossy bitch who would get right up my nose after about 30 minutes in her company. Having said that, I'm sure I would given half a chance!
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