The longest TEF thread ever!

[DiV]

Yes those dogs attacked Tommy they dont like Staffs apparently.

I often used to take Tom up there with me when I only had the one dog.

Thats my uncle  :shake:

Tells the wife he isnt going to the pub, but to walk the dogs.....

[spacey]

Yes those dogs attacked Tommy they dont like Staffs apparently.

I often used to take Tom up there with me when I only had the one dog.

 It's weird how dogs pick out a particular breed for hating.My dog hates greyhounds, if he ever caught one he'd mess it up proper :x

[Simon Pieman]

Good day - I have many locals. Tetsed our newly created beer bong. Downed a pint in 6 seconds. Proceding to get drunk now.        :guinness:

Bad day - I found out that PriceWaterhouseCoopers wanted me to attend an interview/pyschometric test day that proceeds a team building exercise day, but didn't contact me about it! About 15 students out of those who applied (less than 40) get jobs that pay £21k starting rising to £30 k in 3 years. I'm really pissed off!  :evil:  :x  

[yeo]

Yes those dogs attacked Tommy they dont like Staffs apparently.

I often used to take Tom up there with me when I only had the one dog.

Thats my uncle  :shake:

Tells the wife he isnt going to the pub, but to walk the dogs.....

 

She must know hes always in there

[Bedford Red]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=8718055571&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IT

Won this on e-bay earlier for a quid.

Will bring back a few memories when I give it a listen.  

[Sussex]

Found out recently, from a mutual friend, that an ex (from a couple of years ago) is getting married next month. To a Cuban hotel manager (she's an air hostess, they met on one of her long haul jollys)

Fair play to the bloke, he gets paid about 10p (exaggerated, but you know what I mean) an hour over there, and now gets a legal ticket to stay in the UK for citizenship, and a 50/50 stake in the flat she's just bought. Stupid bint!

We carried on 'doing stuff', and I take great satisfaction that I boned her the week before he proposed  

She was lovely (5'9, blonde, 36DD, innocent girl next door look), and bought tickets for us to see Swindon v Blackpool at home as a birthday present a few years ago.

I fucked up though. But that's another story  

I'm not bitter, honest  

[STFC_Chris]

Yesterday I saw Ricky Shakes and Nicky Nicolau while I was at work (Sainsbury's   ). They asked where the Rose wine was, Nicky didnt realise it was the colour of the wine. Anyway, apparently they had "some girls coming over". I hope Ricky didn't injure himself.

Sainsbury's really is the place to shop if you want to go footballer spotting. In the month I have worked there I have seen: Jenks, Iffy, CC-P, Nicho, Ricky and Nicky onseveral occasions.  Oh and Matt Heywood.

[Kinky Tom]

Good day - I have many locals. Tetsed our newly created beer bong. Downed a pint in 6 seconds. Proceding to get drunk now.        :guinness:

Bad day - I found out that PriceWaterhouseCoopers wanted me to attend an interview/pyschometric test day that proceeds a team building exercise day, but didn't contact me about it! About 15 students out of those who applied (less than 40) get jobs that pay £21k starting rising to £30 k in 3 years. I'm really pissed off!  :evil:  :x  

PWC are good to work for, they will pay for your membership to the Insitute of Chartered Accountants once you have completed the course, if you do it.  This costs about £600 - 700 for the first year.

[Simon Pieman]

Good day - I have many locals. Tetsed our newly created beer bong. Downed a pint in 6 seconds. Proceding to get drunk now.        :guinness:

Bad day - I found out that PriceWaterhouseCoopers wanted me to attend an interview/pyschometric test day that proceeds a team building exercise day, but didn't contact me about it! About 15 students out of those who applied (less than 40) get jobs that pay £21k starting rising to £30 k in 3 years. I'm really pissed off!  :evil:  :x  

PWC are good to work for, they will pay for your membership to the Insitute of Chartered Accountants once you have completed the course, if you do it.  This costs about £600 - 700 for the first year.

Yeah I'm going to contact them about it because it's fairly annoying , especially as the application took an hour and a half to complete

[Sade]

Today I feel like shet,got a cold and a farking headache. In the house on my bill cos my family have gone away to the canary islands for a week(They had better bring me back a nice prezzy or I will give them the guilt trip).I'm staying at my auntys every night though which is ok though because shes a good cook and my older cousins let me stay up late and buy me drinks I get to sleep in the spare room with a big double bed and a bathroom which is fairly kewl.
Random-I heard a cat screaming last night and I got really scared.Now I'm afraid to leave the back door incase theres a dead cat and fur everywhere out there.

[Luci]

Today I feel like shet,got a cold and a farking headache. In the house on my bill cos my family have gone away to the canary islands for a week(They had better bring me back a nice prezzy or I will give them the guilt trip).I'm staying at my auntys every night though which is ok though because shes a good cook and my older cousins let me stay up late and buy me drinks I get to sleep in the spare room with a big double bed and a bathroom which is fairly kewl.
Random-I heard a cat screaming last night and I got really scared.Now I'm afraid to leave the back door incase theres a dead cat and fur everywhere out there.

Cat fur everywhere!  Hopefully not.  Did see two pigeon wings on the way home from work yesterday, not nice. And also drove my car into another one of those silly pillars at sainsburys, luckily the pillar looked like it was more injured than my car  

[fatbury]

bad news - fiver down after footy on Saturday .. cant work out why

good news - gonna get my swindon ticket for Friday today YAY!

[sheepshagger]

Bad news today - missus told me she wants me to leave  

Oh well, 12 years down the drain..................

Good News - should get to more away games  

[McLovin]

Every cloud, SS...  

[fatbury]

Sheepshagger .. the names get stranger by the day!

Bloody good first post tho!