Willie Carson Kicks Off

Unfortunately I have only met him once/twice and like every aged great rich great uncle should be he’s a complete loon with an eye for the ladies. Owns a string of luxury properties in London, lost 100K on the stock market last year, which was described as ‘small change’, has dancing lessons at 80+ with the fit one off come dancing and has just bought some ridiculous overpowered £80k car.

I have to say though the points Carson makes have been covered by every lazy journo from the Financial Times to the Dandy. Nothing new there at all and I’m surprised the ‘Poisoned Dwarf’ was even given the column inches he did.

As I understood it Carson hasn’t invested a single penny since he returned after Donegan and Blatchley were pushed out. He returned on invitation, presumably from his old mucker Diamandis with whom he owns a couple of nags.