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« Reply #75 on: Monday, January 13, 2025, 16:56:02 »

A bit of a long shot, but if you can get some big cat poo from a zoo then that will keep cats well clear of your garden.

Also human piss might work!
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« Reply #76 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2025, 15:40:01 »

A bit of a long shot, but if you can get some big cat poo from a zoo then that will keep cats well clear of your garden.

Also human piss might work!
You can buy it boxed! A company called Silent Roar.( I used to work for them!)
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« Reply #77 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2025, 15:40:40 »

....the lion shit that is. Not human piss!
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« Reply #78 on: Tuesday, January 14, 2025, 17:52:28 »

I can put some piss in a box for you. A jar might be better though.
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« Reply #79 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2025, 13:34:15 »

The rubber snakes and brambles failed 
Now have a portable metal fence around the area it shites on. Smug Fuck Off
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« Reply #80 on: Wednesday, January 29, 2025, 18:23:31 »

Looks like you'll be tapping up MG for a box of piss
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« Reply #81 on: Friday, February 14, 2025, 10:52:05 »

Just capture it and clip it, makes them well grumpy apparently.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cglyw0d2e19o
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« Reply #82 on: Friday, February 14, 2025, 12:06:44 »

My mind did not go to using clippers on fur & I was just thinking yeah getting them clipped would annoy me too.
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