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« Reply #15 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 09:58:15 »

Remember the match day and keep it Holy.

Thou shall not bear false witness that a trip to Grimsby on a cold wet February Tuesday was "wotth it" and the "best 0-0 ever"
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 10:11:09 »

Thou shalt not delete thine account after a hissy fit
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 10:16:22 »

Though shalt not ask if Julie has an iFollow account
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 10:27:40 »

Thou shalt not delete thine account after a hissy fit

Thou shalt not commit Audultery*




*Loudly proclaiming you'll do something ridiculous in the event that, something which then immediately becomes inevitable, happens.
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 11:17:27 »

Thou shalt not commit Audultery*




*Loudly proclaiming you'll do something ridiculous in the event that, something which then immediately becomes inevitable, happens.

Superb.

Thou shalt cunt all newcomers.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 11:40:41 »

Though shalt bring down the mood
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 11:44:50 »

Though shall not profess love to the wrong cheese (or bacon)
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 11:50:48 »

Though shall not profess love to the wrong cheese (or bacon)

Quite right.

Thou shalt not miss the opportunity to start a pun thread
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 12:06:11 »

Thos shalt not take the name of Reg in vain.
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 12:34:21 »

Remember the Matchday thread, and keep it wholly ....
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 12:38:30 »

Thou shalt remember its Paolo...
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 12:47:14 »

Remember the Matchday thread, and keep it wholly ....

Thou shalt not read back before posting in the matchday thread
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 12:50:18 »

Thou shalt wait patiently for signings and thence write them off after one game. Yay verily shalt thou changest thy mind on a whim and chastise all who doth praise or covet such false craven idols.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 13:02:25 »

Thou not criticise certain players as they are holy and unable to be criticised
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, June 10, 2022, 13:14:49 »

Thou shalt not steal - unless it is three away points.
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