Euro 2020(1) Instant Win & Sweepstake (not treading on Sippo's toes)

[Hunk]

Come on then Bamboo, spill the beans...

[Sippo]

Has Mr Bamboo run off?

[Nemo]

I reckon he's still counting his beans.

[Stef Troll]

Has Mr Bamboo run off?

Hopefully.

[Sippo]

The cunt owes me £50 and some beer.

[horlock07]

Owes me a football shirt and some beer! This has the makings of a scandal on the Madoff scale. 

[Hunk]

The cunt owes me £50 and some beer.

Wrong, he owes me the beer. 6 was blatantly the right answer

[Batch]

Baaaaamboo, where are you

[Sippo]

Someone's done a runner with the money...

[Bob's Orange]

Hope Kev is OK.

[horlock07]

I know that when I won the first draw he messaged me to say that my stuff would be sent out at the end of the tournament (in case I won draw 2 as well) and that he was unexpectedly incredibly busy with work, wonder whether (hope so) this is the case here.

A quick search on Facebook suggests that a account that I suspect is him, still has posting from it this week, so who knows. Would seem odd to go to all this palaver for £200. 

[McGurk's Missus]

Still alive. Funds all secure. Just been busy. Had next to all notifications turned off on devices  etc (sometimes it's a good thing).

Will be doing an update and "awards ceremony" as such tonight. Apologies for the delay though everyone.

Have other prizes, medals, and winners to contact etc. but appreciate in these interesting/uncertain times (STFC and World) that there might be some speculation of upping off like a "Fowler" and fans of STFC getting royally mugged off again.

Could never be the case, if anything this stage of our fandem (sorry, actually I'm not) has brought a consensus of us closer. Even those that nitpick amongst one another.

Will get everything sorted later on and that all important tinned can count.

PS: Tinned baked beans belong to the devil. Fucking horrible sugary bastards

[Nemo]

You weren't running the EFL fit and proper person test were you? Suspicious timing to say the least.

[Batch]

hahaha

[McGurk's Missus]

Good Evening, and welcome to the unnecessarily and tediously drawn out version of the "Euro 2020(+1) Instant & Sweepsake" Awards Ceremony. Hold onto your STFC beanies (hmm beans...) and Lee Power effigies, it's going to be a very Bamboo length show, in which most of you will want to end up killing me by the first interlude!

First off, with regards to the timing of the EFL F&PT, I can't really say much more other than I used to work on behalf of Sport England, I know several Aussies and I also see dead people. I'm sure with the current movements regarding ownership, likely somewhere a few horses are going to be bricking themselves. It's quite possible "Brick Top" will be paying a visit to some incredibly respectable gentleman - with reference to feeding time as well as something about pigs.
 
Also, I don't use analogies that compare a club to a new house and the staff payment to a kitchen being installed after the house is sold.

What. A. Cunt.

Long gone hopefully now but I do fear that we will hear of his rumblings and now very limited connections, elsewhere at some point. We may not even have fully shaken his shackles off yet.

If yesterday were "Freedom Day" (still wondering what Willy Wallace would've made of that) then today now feels like "Redemption Day". The day we likely felt the sense of having our club back. Especially on a social level. It'll never likely be "ours" on a financial level as some may remind us on here. It's more a sense of being, belonging; that whole community or family. This is more of what makes a club "ours".

The sense of ownership to most fans is not one written in the courts or via transfer of shares but how the club is our constant and we too are the constant of the club. We are the club. We are Swindon.

Now onto a new manager and freedom of the county for Steve Mildenhall? I might as well also start pressing on with dishing out these awards too hadn't I?