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« Reply #45 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 11:27:50 »

Do they work? There are a couple of cats that I've noticed around our garden and I've had to clean up shit on more than one occasion so I'd like to try and avoid them as well if possible.

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« Reply #46 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 11:39:15 »

I've got 3 cats and dogs are shit.

Fight me.
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« Reply #47 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 11:44:04 »

I like cats but they are nowhere near as good as a dog. A cat will use you to fill it's belly and keep it warm, where as a dog properly loves you.
Also a pisser that cat owners just let them out without a thought and they go and kill birds and shit all over people's garden's.
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« Reply #48 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 12:08:50 »

I like cats but they are nowhere near as good as a dog. A cat will use you to fill it's belly and keep it warm, where as a dog properly loves you.
Also a pisser that cat owners just let them out without a thought and they go and kill birds and shit all over people's garden's.

Very much this!

I saw someone walking a cat in London last year. The cat definitely wasn't comfortable!!
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« Reply #49 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 12:44:42 »

If you want to deter cats, then finely ground black pepper (the really dusty stuff) will work quite well.

We used to do it more on areas we didn't want there to be shit. So the obvious, flower beds, a shallow grave, and some areas of lawn  Cheesy
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« Reply #50 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 16:00:54 »

If you want to deter cats, then finely ground black pepper (the really dusty stuff) will work quite well.

We used to do it more on areas we didn't want there to be shit. So the obvious, flower beds, a shallow grave, and some areas of lawn  Cheesy
An AK47 sounds like a better idea.
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« Reply #51 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 17:10:25 »

I've got 3 cats and dogs are shit.

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Right John,

im going to offer you out like that bloke on facebook did that time Cheesy
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« Reply #52 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 18:32:28 »

I like cats but they are nowhere near as good as a dog. A cat will use you to fill it's belly and keep it warm, where as a dog properly loves you.
Also a pisser that cat owners just let them out without a thought and they go and kill birds and shit all over people's garden's.

Conversely dogs are little whores who do anything for attention, whereas if a cat shows you affection youíve earned it

I donít dislike dogs, but I prefer cats
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« Reply #53 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 20:46:00 »

Cats are too antisocial
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« Reply #54 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 21:08:39 »

cats is nature
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« Reply #55 on: Saturday, May 1, 2021, 22:25:14 »

Cats are vermin
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« Reply #56 on: Sunday, May 2, 2021, 15:15:54 »

Cats are vermin

This.
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« Reply #57 on: Monday, May 3, 2021, 11:30:15 »

Right John,

im going to offer you out like that bloke on facebook did that time Cheesy

I'll set my cats on you
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