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« Reply #9195 on: Thursday, January 6, 2022, 15:55:14 »

...but she was still an amateur sticking a swab down her own throat.

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« Reply #9196 on: Thursday, January 6, 2022, 16:08:37 »

Must resist witty comeback...

TBF I was going to add in the original post that she has a very easily triggered gag reflex which makes taking such tests a bit tricky (she does, even when the doc put the lolly stick thing in her mouth earlier to check her throat she gagged!) and could explain a dodgy swab, but thought the better of it!  Cheesy
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« Reply #9197 on: Thursday, January 6, 2022, 16:15:47 »

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Whitty comeback surely?
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« Reply #9198 on: Thursday, January 6, 2022, 16:27:17 »

Whitty comeback surely?

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« Reply #9199 on: Thursday, January 6, 2022, 16:27:52 »

Whitty comeback surely?

Next pun please.
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« Reply #9200 on: Thursday, January 6, 2022, 16:57:19 »

Sorry to hear your wife doesn't like things in the back of her throat.

#noblowiesforhorlock
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« Reply #9201 on: Saturday, January 8, 2022, 11:33:21 »

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59913081.amp

I really, really cannot stand this little weasel. And for all the attention Whitty gets for the shape of his head, I donít think heís got anything on Cummings
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« Reply #9202 on: Wednesday, January 12, 2022, 10:06:35 »

Novak Djokovic admits to breaching isolation rules after testing positive for Covid including taking part in  interviews. Now I don't admit to knowing the full facts and i'm being very judgmental here but he seems like a total selfish cunt in all this. 
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« Reply #9203 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2022, 14:20:16 »

this is both tragic and a Darwin contender at the same time


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996
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« Reply #9204 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2022, 14:30:23 »

Novak Djokovic admits to breaching isolation rules after testing positive for Covid including taking part in  interviews. Now I don't admit to knowing the full facts and i'm being very judgmental here but he seems like a total selfish cunt in all this. 

Last week was pretty tough for rich blokes who think they are beyond the law.
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« Reply #9205 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2022, 15:25:14 »

this is both tragic and a Darwin contender at the same time


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996

Likely to be remembered in history as a silly cow.
Sadly not the first, male or female, and probably not the last.
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« Reply #9206 on: Thursday, January 20, 2022, 08:52:35 »

this is both tragic and a Darwin contender at the same time


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996

The Herman Cain Award
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« Reply #9207 on: Thursday, January 20, 2022, 09:27:48 »

Had a PCR test done yesterday. Negative.

Quick turn around though, i had the test done at 1230 and got the results at 1645
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« Reply #9208 on: Saturday, January 22, 2022, 10:08:52 »

Why do they keep changing the lateral flow test kit?
Was squeezing away to get the 4th drop out this morning and the top flew off & the gubbins spilled out all over the place.

Should just let gravity take its course with this version by the look of it.
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« Reply #9209 on: Saturday, January 22, 2022, 10:27:39 »

this is both tragic and a Darwin contender at the same time


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996
I had a laugh at first.

Then I have to say I recognised the cunt in me.

RIP.
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