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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 09:10:45 » |
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 11:29:46 » |
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Monday Tuesday Happy Days
Wednesday Thursday Happy Days
It's Friday I'm in love
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 11:38:01 » |
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Friday I'm in love
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 11:46:18 » |
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Woolery, Woolery...if we can't score then give the ball to that man Woolery...
Sunday, Monday, Woolery
Tuesday, Wednesday, Woolery
Thursday, Friday, Woolery
Saturday, Woolery, scoring all week with you...
Possibly the awards for the most factually incorrect songs ever! It wouldn't scan but more appropriate for him would be the bitter revision to the Andy Cole song scored by the Newcastle Fans after he went to Man U. |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 11:52:44 » |
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Possibly the awards for the most factually incorrect songs ever!
It wouldn't scan but more appropriate for him would be the bitter revision to the Andy Cole song scored by the Newcastle Fans after he went to Man U.
Woolery is still currently the highest scoring striker at the club and most experienced games wise! Woolery 125 games 21 goals. Yates 91 games 18 goals. Anderson 120 games 17 goals. Twine 24 games 4 goals. I think we need a couple of goalscoring strikers TBH! |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 12:03:27 » |
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Those stats are depressing.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 12:07:41 » |
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Those stats are depressing.
I was thinking the same while I read them! We do need a couple of strikers badly. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 17:56:28 » |
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Woolery is still currently the highest scoring striker at the club and most experienced games wise! Woolery 125 games 21 goals. Yates 91 games 18 goals. Anderson 120 games 17 goals. Twine 24 games 4 goals. I think we need a couple of goalscoring strikers TBH! Crazy bad. That’s 218 games more and 13 goals less than Sam Parkin managed at Town. |
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 18:35:10 » |
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How many of those games were playing as a striker though? Not many for any bar Twine.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, July 18, 2019, 19:15:39 » |
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How many of those games were playing as a striker though? Not many for any bar Twine.
True, also how many sub appearances & if so how long on the pitch, quality of team mates, penalty taker, free kick taker & so on... Still crap records for an attacking player even without the added context |
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, July 19, 2019, 06:06:00 » |
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Parkin got 11 goals in 62 games before Swindon, similar record to Yates.
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, July 19, 2019, 06:12:50 » |
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Well, I expect a debut hat trick from Yates then...
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Has any team used baby shark yet?
I propose:
Jerry Yates, doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Jerry Yates, doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Jerry Yates, doo doo doo doo doo doo,
JERRY YATES etc.
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 09:46:52 » |
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Has any team used baby shark yet?
I propose:
Jerry Yates, doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Jerry Yates, doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Jerry Yates, doo doo doo doo doo doo,
JERRY YATES etc.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 09:49:12 » |
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If that catches on, I will hunt you down and kill you that does seem proportionate punishment to be fair |
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