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« Reply #75 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 14:15:15 » |
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Ice skate
Fine with this, but can't roller skate or ride a skate board to save my life. Never have been able to. Stupid wheels. ;-)
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« Reply #76 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 14:17:07 » |
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Indeed not, it was the ornithology which did for her. I always had you down as a bird watcher but I thought you specialiazed in the Eastern European varieties
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« Reply #77 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 14:26:28 » |
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I always had you down as a bird watcher but I thought you specialiazed in the Eastern European varieties Migration is a wonderful thing, take that fine symbol of Wiltshire the Giant Bustard, became extinct locally in the 1830's, but there are now about 40 birds doing OK on Salisbury Plain, having been reintroduced from Eastern Europe. They mate quite happily with the locals.
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« Reply #78 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 14:28:15 » |
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Fine with this, but can't roller skate or ride a skate board to save my life. Never have been able to. Stupid wheels. ;-)
Im am pretty competent ice skater to the extent of going around in a circle. I cant stop (other than going full speed into the safety barrier) and i can't go backwards
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« Reply #79 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 14:54:01 » |
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I often get an eyeful of tits and all sorts on a night out, the misses doesn't mind one bit. We make a game of judging the worst/best looking, along with guess the ladyboy.
Oggling like that's not really my cup of tea though to be honest. I'm mostly just there for the booze. Bare breasts and vaginas just happen to be there. It's the fit birds with clothes on that I find more alluring.
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« Reply #80 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 15:26:59 » |
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Is that down to venue choice FH?
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« Reply #81 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 15:35:13 » |
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This is where an interest in ornithology comes in handy.... get excited about being able to turn the binoculars on an oystercatcher, dunlin, redshank etc. and offer them to wife to share your fun, knowing she won't, whilst you really watch the topless women.
Isn't that, you know, a bit stalkerish?
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« Reply #82 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 16:00:18 » |
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Isn't that, you know, a bit stalkerish?
I guess if you set out with it in mind then yes... but if your shoreline ornithological searches are interrupted by cleavage rather than plumage it's just good luck
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« Reply #83 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 16:29:57 » |
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Is that down to venue choice FH? There are more conservative locations, which I'm more likely to visit to be honest. The red-light districts are just another option, and a pretty good option for a boozy night out. One doesn't have to partake in the more decadent offerings to have the craic, so to speak.
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« Reply #84 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 16:57:29 » |
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Im am pretty competent ice skater to the extent of going around in a circle. I cant stop (other than going full speed into the safety barrier) and i can't go backwards
Same re stopping, but at least I don't go arse over tit every few seconds like on roller skates.
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« Reply #85 on: Monday, September 18, 2017, 17:00:43 » |
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Sneeze just once.
Sneezes always come in at least two's for me, although those are still rare. Normally if I sneeze once then I can guarantee at least seven in total, if not more.
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« Reply #86 on: Tuesday, September 19, 2017, 08:33:12 » |
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Make transparent DDS files in GIMP, fucking awkward games and their stupid restrictive skinning methods!
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« Reply #87 on: Tuesday, September 19, 2017, 08:50:49 » |
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...but Paint.net does, gawdblessit! Panic over
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« Reply #88 on: Tuesday, September 19, 2017, 08:59:03 » |
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« Reply #89 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2017, 11:24:16 » |
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There you go 4D
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