Flag Dilemma

[kerry red]

OK,

Vacuum pack all flags and streamers and any other supportive material.
Find the largest ugliest bird going in the turnstiles close to you.
No Female LESBO security will bother to pat her down properly.
Buy the fat bird a couple of beers inside.

Proper JOB................

You're not suggesting she sticks it where I think you do?

[RobertT]

Usually, because...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millwall_brick

That is actually quite clever. What is puzzling is how on earth a polo mint was used as an effective weapon?

[Ells]

To be fair I think they mean a whole packet of polos (or any hard sweet really) as opposed to just like one of the little mints

With the right intent almost anything solid can be a pretty effective weapon!