herthab
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« Reply #15 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 17:50:18 » |
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Flashheart probably gets the best of both worlds. When he fancies a shag he heads downtown and when he fancies a night out with the lads he just takes his 'mrs' out...
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herthab
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 17:52:22 » |
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Ignore him. Surprised he can access the Internet considering he appears to be trapped in the 1970's |
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Ironside
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 18:05:02 » |
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I actually laughed out loud at that. No offence to either Flash or his good lady.
It was a joke and thanks for taking it as... |
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.
Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 18:18:36 » |
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Don't suppose there's many places without a Brit or 2 nowadays.
Been there long?
Nearly 15 years now. Flashheart probably gets the best of both worlds. When he fancies a shag he heads downtown and when he fancies a night out with the lads he just takes his 'mrs' out...
Nah, not my style and the misses deserves better. Besides I've got it good and I'd be a fucking idiot to fuck it up. The misses does come out for a few drinks with the lads at times, but she's not 'one of the lads' in that sense  |
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 18:22:31 » |
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He's got a point about Southall for sure, you're fucked if you're lost and want directions ( I know from experience) as no one speaks(or wants to speak) English, and In the main pub there between the station and the high street the main currency is the rupee. And before anyone goes off on one I was meeting an Indian mate for a beer. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 18:33:16 » |
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 18:44:46 » |
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I signed up with Match a few weeks after I was dumped, just to see what's on the shelf. I was pleasantly surprised, but couldn't give less of a fuck about getting into anything that serious.
My mate fucked his way through most sites and said OK Cupid and POF are great for getting laid, and the others can also be if you're prepared to lay some ground work, about 3 dates full of lies. Apparently girls get upset if you say you want more than a fuck, until you've got fucked.
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Bennett
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 19:50:15 » |
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I've drilled a monster that I chirpsed for 6 weeks on POF.
Bird 2/10.
Drill 8/10.
Hope this helps xoxox
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 19:54:43 » |
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I wonder if Dave has a motto?
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 19:57:50 » |
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more ferarum - used to describe any sexual act in the manner of beasts
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 19:58:49 » |
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DMF from now on then  |
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 20:58:24 » |
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That is an expensive round, but I have had three of the best nights of my life on that. Magic. The drinks. Not the gentlelady. |
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 21:06:36 » |
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I met some bird on Badoo once, within an hour of messaging her I'd gone round her house and fucked her. Classy ladies round here
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 21:25:15 » |
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There's a few over here in UK that need a few Brits, trying walking down a street in Bradford, Birmingham or Southall - or even Manchester Road!!
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, April 11, 2014, 22:26:45 » |
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Oh do fuck off ronnie.
I live in the sticks so there is a definite lack of girls up for a porking within an hour of meeting them. Am trying out Tinder atm, it's alright, if not exactly the deepest of services (it's free though, which is a bonus...) but I keep getting matched with people I don't recognise or who are foul looking creatures that I would never swipe right. So I think one of my mates been dicking about with it when I'm not looking.
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