THE FLASH
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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 00:06:05 » |
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When I read this I thought you were all kidding but it does appear that Billy No Mates got caught!
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Crispy
Pink Jumper For Goalpost
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 07:42:34 » |
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The blokes from Lavington. Rob Newman. Knobbed a goat up Easterton Sands.. #Respect
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They've got muslamic rayguns, muslamic rayguns..
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brocklesby red
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 07:49:40 » |
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I think this subject needs to be treated with kid gloves
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 07:52:45 » |
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I think he's done mutton wrong.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Family at War
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 10:17:04 » |
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Because the Goat has complained put a picture of him in the paper with the face blacked out for anonimity. By the way if it was with a female Goat that's fine but with a Male/Billy that is disgusting
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 10:35:09 » |
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its how Garrincha lost his virginity-so ok in my book.
He was said to have an unbelievably large cock as well, so Pele has said. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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iffy
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 10:46:23 » |
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Because the Goat has complained put a picture of him in the paper with the face blacked out for anonimity. By the way if it was with a female Goat that's fine but with a Male/Billy that is disgusting
Everything I've read about this case suggests it took part in a hotel, so there's likely to be more to the story than is being reported. I mean, has anyone looked at the goat's twitter account? If he can lead the line, the number 9 shirt is his to lose. |
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walcot red
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 11:07:43 » |
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he didn't have enough ram to load the internet.
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Batch
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 11:20:25 » |
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I heard it started after the goat kept stomping over the man's bridge. Who'd have thought such innocent trolling would end this gruff way.
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horlock07
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 11:47:59 » |
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Cannot believe there is no comments section below the story... I suppose it would just be full of comments bleating on about how baaad it all was.
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 11:53:32 » |
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I was chatting to a colleague a few weeks ago and he was telling me that he grew up on a goat farm in Inner Mongolia, when I asked him if he'd become intimate with any of them he looked like the kiddy caught with his hand in the cookie jar, went completely over the top in denying it. I've now renamed Billy.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 13:10:26 » |
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The one question I have is at what point do you think to yourself 'you know what, penetrating that goat looks much more fun than a quick hand shuffle'.
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horlock07
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 13:27:02 » |
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The one question I have is at what point do you think to yourself 'you know what, penetrating that goat looks much more fun than a quick hand shuffle'.
Oh come on, we have all had that thought at one time or another...  |
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kerry red
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 16:45:34 » |
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Head for the shaving foam!!!
Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2013, 19:20:50 » |
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You made that up didn't you?
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