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« Reply #30 on: Friday, April 5, 2013, 11:39:28 »

I think we should send special forces in, get them to  put huge amounts of MDMA in the water supply.

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« Reply #31 on: Friday, April 5, 2013, 12:18:56 »

North Korea can't reach America, I know that, but if they sent all their nuclear missiles to explode half way across the pacific, would that create a massive radioactive tsunami?

Fucking hell, don't give them ideas. I wager that the North Korean government are monitoring this forum as we speak......
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, April 5, 2013, 13:57:15 »

Drop the C-Bomb, that'll show them! Cunts!
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, April 5, 2013, 14:00:49 »

Get Kim Jong-Un laid?
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, April 5, 2013, 14:59:32 »

North Korea can't reach America, I know that, but if they sent all their nuclear missiles to explode half way across the pacific, would that create a massive radioactive tsunami?

Apparently they've got no more than 6 nuclear warheads but no reliable missile delivery system.

So I think we're safe.
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, April 5, 2013, 15:42:21 »

Apparently they've got no more than 6 nuclear warheads but no reliable missile delivery system.

So I think we're safe.

Yep. They're essentially using mid/late soviet-era technology in their launchers, except produced/maintained in a country with little to no industrial base/electronic/ballistic missile expertise, and so any missile with a range over 750-1000 miles either has an unacceptable failure rate or hasn't been tested at all yet. Not only that, but by modern standards, the missiles are dead slow, and easy (by modern standards) to intercept as they use a low trajectory, and with the amount of Aegis that's been deployed to the pacific I would be VERY surprised if, even if they did launch, there wouldn't be about 300 interceptor missiles chasing after it within seconds. They're not even multiple warhead...

And 6 is I think a generous number. I remember in my research for my dissertation last year I came across a believable article that says they definitelyhave 3 ex-soviet warheads, and possibly one or two 'home-grown' ones. Can't be arsed to find it now, so I'll just say FACT! and leave it at that.

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« Reply #36 on: Friday, April 5, 2013, 18:03:57 »


FACT!

We'll all be FACT if they sort those issues out, though.
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