Pre Match Entertainment

[THE FLASH]

I work in the food game.....the fast food game at that...so I know a bit and especially the margin bit.

How the fuck can you run out of pies at 3:20pm when the away allocation is a sell out? Beggars belief....also at this time there were three people chatting at the back whilst some young in struggled with the grumpy pieless cunts like me...had to have a donkey dog ....and of course NO onions! And...I was lucky to get that as they an out of everything after that.

The CG is just as bad...closing the TE kiosk down after 15 minutes into the second half in an evening game last year...I didn't expect a pie but I did expect to get a boveril....fucking joke. I try and grab a pie or pork roll in the County now. I contacted the club and they told me it wasn't possible to keep the kiosk open?!!!! Why not??? Might be different this season but I wouldn't know theyve lost my trade unless fat cunt Jutty does his usual 'I want to miss a goal, does anybody want anything?' jaunt.

It isnt the hot dogs Jutty, it is BO.....yours you cunt!

[nevillew]

I work in the food game.....the fast food game at that...so I know a bit and especially the margin bit.

How the fuck can you run out of pies at 3:20pm when the away allocation is a sell out? Beggars belief....also at this time there were three people chatting at the back whilst some young in struggled with the grumpy pieless cunts like me...had to have a donkey dog ....and of course NO onions! And...I was lucky to get that as they an out of everything after that.

The CG is just as bad...closing the TE kiosk down after 15 minutes into the second half in an evening game last year...I didn't expect a pie but I did expect to get a boveril....fucking joke. I try and grab a pie or pork roll in the County now. I contacted the club and they told me it wasn't possible to keep the kiosk open?!!!! Why not??? Might be different this season but I wouldn't know theyve lost my trade unless fat cunt Jutty does his usual 'I want to miss a goal, does anybody want anything?' jaunt.

It isnt the hot dogs Jutty, it is BO.....yours you cunt!

You might know your onions Flash, but I'd argue that if someome wants refreshments more than 15 minutes into the second half there's hardly any point in going to the game at all.

The only way things will improve is if sales fall dramatically by people making alternative arrangements. I've never seen the attraction of food at football, tea/coffe maybe.

[THE FLASH]

Good point but I don't want to crushed in a massive queue and being over 40 my prostate isn't what it used to be so after several in the sir dan and cunty i pop back and forth anyway.

I only wanted a bovril...."sorry we are closed"......"Why?"...."We are cashing up".

When I wrote to the club I made the point that Accrington Stanley in a make shift away end were open for 90 minutes and with all due respect being upstaged by a nearly non league club is an embarrassment.

[BruceChatwin]

On a sidenote from the last two home games, someone's getting very carried away with their new Madness CD.

[Flashheart]

There's no such thing as too much ska.

[@mwooly63]

On a sidenote from the last two home games, someone's getting very carried away with their new Madness CD.

Better than that twunt singing his swindon song plus covers
Or the usual dross they play

[Gnasher]

I'm done with Rocking Robin now he has a drum.

[Simon Pieman]

That damned rave music

[Hitchinred]

I was sent from Digby's bar to the Junior Robins room where there was a temporary bar set up which seems a good idea to get a few extra pounds in. I think Jed was in there but I'm not sure. Also additional program sellers by the turnstiles to entice a few more quid to the club. All in all there seemed to be some good ideas out there last night.

[Mother Brown]

I was sent from Digby's bar to the Junior Robins room where there was a temporary bar set up which seems a good idea to get a few extra pounds in.

What were they selling,pop + crisps ?
 

[Ƭ̵̬̊: The Artist Formerly Known as CWIG]

There's no such thing as too much ska.

This, bit of Specials to complement would be nice though.

[DarloSTFC84]

I think we should literally only play Ska pre-match....or Ska-Punk 

[Bogus Dave]

Ska is completely undeserving of the hype it gets, and we play too much of it as it is

[fatbasher]

On the subject of match entertainment, did you see the little kid hit that sweet penalty past rockin robin and run towards the town end and whip his shirt off swinging it above his head. I couldn't stop laughing for ages.

[ronnie21]

On the subject of match entertainment, did you see the little kid hit that sweet penalty past rockin robin and run towards the town end and whip his shirt off swinging it above his head. I couldn't stop laughing for ages.

Well funny, which is more than you can say for the choice of music pre-match!  A lot of people have complained about the pa system which has been upgraded apparently, can everybody hear it now - even if it is for that crap rap music?