A Christmassy LNT

[flammableBen]

what's football?

It's a disease which effects your heel. The back of your foot gets inflamed. It's quite rare, but not unheard of in shepherds.

[flammableBen]

There's a link in my signáture. Trade for a trade

Holy shit, you've gone from your old shity myspace to being not bad. How did that happen?

Keep going more Bon Iver and less Ed Sheeran though you ginger .........

I guess I have to find something now.

e: When's your album out, I'll buy a copy. Is mex still about? You could persuade him to start up a record label.

[Bogus Dave]

Aww. thx. Ed sheerans a knobhead.

[Flashheart]

Is mex still about?

Yeah

He's just had a kidney transplant. Do you not even check in to Facebook anymore?

[Nomoreheroes]

I feel proud that I have finally 'arrived' on the TEF, having received an honourable mention in the last 3 letters of your post!

[Samdy Gray]

The legends lounge. Fucking hell. Where winners are barred and everybody else goes to die.

Well, Fred and herthab are pretty much OAPs now. They fit right in.

[Red Frog]

FWIW, I miss you Ben. You and I are the only remaining refuseniks, except you managed to free yourself from the TEF as well. No more talk of sandwiches and manatees, it's all circular arguments about PdC and the Adver, and painfully basic requests for simple DIY help. If the gf dumps you, we're not too proud to take you back.  

[flammableBen]

Yeah

He's just had a kidney transplant. Do you not even check in to Facebook anymore?

Nah, Since I moved in my girlfriend I've barely had internet, checking facebook is something I've had to let go.

That's great news that he got one!

Hope it's all going ok, and if any of you see him give him my best.

[Batch]

Wooowa, not so fast RF. This is a new Ben, one with a job and a girlfriend and who only occasionally drinks. What if he turns out like Fun Bobby off of friends. Note the FB link. We may not want him back if he's sober.

[sonicyouth]

i much preferred it when he'd set himself on fire at football

[flammableBen]

FWIW, I miss you Ben. You and I are the only remaining refuseniks, except you managed to free yourself from the TEF as well. No more talk of sandwiches and manatees, it's all circular arguments about PdC and the Adver, and painfully basic requests for simple DIY help. If the gf dumps you, we're not too proud to take you back. 

I apolagise for not being about, but as above internet is not a priority for me at the moment.

Don't want to talk about football, but you do all need more manatee sandwich threads.

Fun Fact: Whale Milk is really fatty. Like salty cream. Ahem.

[flammableBen]

Wooowa, not so fast RF. This is a new Ben, one with a job and a girlfriend and who only occasionally drinks. What if he turns out like Fun Bobby off of friends. Note the FB link. We may not want him back if he's sober.

I've turned into everything I hate. Nearly. I still drink too much.

i much preferred it when he'd set himself on fire at football

I just remember birdy asking if I could smell burning and a weird heat round my ankles. You're not allowed to smoke in the townend anymore. People are missing out.

[flammableBen]

Looking back I should claim the self-immolation as a protest against the dodgy club ownership at the time. Although, if I'm honest, I've never cared that much about football.

[Ardiles]

I've just watched an old Men Behaving Badly episode (they're all old, yes) where Tony grows up, gets boring, grows a tache and starts working as a postman.  And Lesley Ash (pre-trout pout, but still looking a bit too mumsy...always thought that was a rubbish piece of casting) stops wanting to have sex with him.

I now realise that the programme - and Tony's rite of passage from youthful nonchalence to middle age - was simply a metaphor for what's happened to every bugger on here (me included) since FB stopped living here full time.  Art immitating life.  Or something.

[Batch]

So Ben leaving fucked us all over. Cheers Ben.