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kerry red

« on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 17:46:02 »

It's Mrs Kerry Red's Xmas do tonite.

For my sins I have to pick her and 3 of her friends up in Killarney at stupid-o'clock and drop them off at various villages in and around rural Kerry.

Any tips on how to survive an hour in a car with 4 pissed up females (try to keep it clean)
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 17:51:40 »

Bah, I thought you were selling one
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 17:52:49 »

wrong forum.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 17:58:04 »

Drop the wife off first...
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kerry red

« Reply #4 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 18:00:43 »

 Eat
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 18:08:43 »

Car full of pissed up irish women. Haha good luck fella.
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kerry red

« Reply #6 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 18:09:52 »

Yeah - one wrong word and they'll beat me brains out
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 18:12:35 »

Just get them singing=no anger issues
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kerry red

« Reply #8 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 18:17:50 »

They will be on to the rebel songs.

Maybe I should take some complimentary dildos
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 18:30:19 »

They will be on to the rebel songs.

Maybe I should take some complimentary dildos

What like a rubber bazooka or missile guider.
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 20:16:54 »

Surely the kingdom will be in mourning tonight after today's sad news?

Although whether that extends to women getting pissed on a works do, I'll leave that for you to find out!
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kerry red

« Reply #11 on: Saturday, December 15, 2012, 20:34:29 »

Bit of a shock Paidi O Se dead at only 57 - same age as me FFS

Heart attack they reckon. Must have been Kerry's finest footballer.

It'll be wall to wall mourning for a while that's for sure
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