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As a hetero male my biggest fear when any potential relationship was due to reach the boudoir stage was not size, performance or stamina but it was letting one rip and producing an embarrassing stench, guaranteed to finish said liaison before it had started.
Someone should invent a substance that would neutralise human methane emissions.
Perhaps it could be marketed as 'Guff Be Gone' or somesuch.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:31:58 » |
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if a bird cant laugh at a fart, she aint worth keeping
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Flashheart
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:37:18 » |
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Hover boots.
Close the thread, I win.
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kerry red
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:40:31 » |
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Hover boots.
Close the thread, I win.
Now that, someone could make a fortune with |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:49:11 » |
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something that makes cats less cunty.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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kerry red
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:50:25 » |
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Think that's already been invented - a shotgun
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Prefers animals to people (in a non sexual way)
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:54:56 » |
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Some kind of robot that forces dog owners who allow their dog to shit on pavements or playing fields to eat their dog's feaces (with the option of ketchup or mustard).
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 18, 2012, 19:56:47 » |
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something that makes cats less cunty.
A boot? |
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:03:19 » |
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A mute button for noisy kids
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Matchworn Shirts
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:22:04 » |
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Some headphones that translate what women say to what they actually mean
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Freddies Ferret
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:28:39 » |
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A 3rd tap in the kitchen- COLD/HOT/BEER
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:30:41 » |
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A 3rd tap in the kitchen- COLD/HOT/BEER
wasnt there something a while ago where coca cola planned on installing taps in houses |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:42:40 » |
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Not a product per sé, but there needs to be one of these in swindon http://barcadebrooklyn.com/ |
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, October 19, 2012, 14:50:13 » |
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Something that converts air to petrol....it'll probably never happen, like the CG redevelopment.
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