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« on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:53:02 » |
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The Guinea Pig has gone and got stuck down a drain, the stupid cunt. It is very much dead.
So now I'm left with a dead Guinea Pig blocking up the drain, the drain is just a blue PVC tube about an inch 1/2 across. It is head first down the drain with its legs sticking up. Pulling its legs do nothing and it won't budge after I pour cooking Oil down there either. I think if I pull too hard I'll just pull its legs off, think I've already broken them.
Any ideas?
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DMR
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:54:09 » |
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I'm sorry to be a heartless cunt mate but fuck me did I laugh when I read the first 2 sentences  |
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:54:47 » |
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I am also sorry but I have just pissed myself laughing .......  |
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That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:56:13 » |
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Have you got a corkscrew?
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:56:24 » |
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is this some kind of inuendo?
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:56:43 » |
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This brought a fit of laughter to me on this miserable day. Nice one.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:56:57 » |
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is this some kind of inuendo?
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 10:59:31 » |
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Hahaa.. That's brightened up my morning!
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:01:28 » |
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Got the fucker.
One stretched Guinea Pig now no longer blocking said drain. Photographic evidence available if wanted.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:02:13 » |
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Pictures of said stuck rodent please.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:02:22 » |
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You've got to post a pic...
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:15:33 » |
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Pics please
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THE FLASH
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Quick as a Flash!
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:19:07 » |
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Thats the best post for fucking ages.....close season is shit on here.
Pics please.....
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:27:06 » |
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Oh my, that's just fucking hilarious, sorry. I've just read that out in the office to a chorus of laughter.
Oh, and RIP to mr guinea pig.
I'm sorry for your loss.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, July 16, 2012, 11:28:05 » |
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This has cheered me up no end this morning, you've got to post a pic.  |
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