Drainage problem

[Notts red]

Poor litte sod, what had you been doing to it in the first place to make it that desperate to escape, accept it, Guinea pigs can't use bubble blowing toy things. 

[joteddyred]

Was the guinea pig roaming free or did it escape?

Can't have been a very pleasant task and no doubt you now have an upset child/children?

[Boy About Town]

Nice Thai drainage system that...

On a serious note, when it died its stomach would inflate meaning it made it twice as hard to dislodge.

Poor thing.

[Flashheart]

no doubt you now have an upset child/children?

My little girl's only concern was when she'd be getting another one.

[fatbasher]

The Guinea Pig has gone and got stuck down a drain, the stupid cunt. It is very much dead.

So now I'm left with a dead Guinea Pig blocking up the drain, the drain is just a blue PVC tube about an inch 1/2 across. It is head first down the drain with its legs sticking up. Pulling its legs do nothing and it won't budge after I pour cooking Oil down there either. I think if I pull too hard I'll just pull its legs off, think I've already broken them.

Any ideas?

Fuck me, cooking oil? You going to sauté the thing in the tube?

Just BBQ it like any normal person. Or leave it a few weeks and it will putrify and you can then jet wash it away.