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4D
Or not 4D that is the question

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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 15:50:22 »

We got my granddad one of those stairlifts, but he hated it and we had to take it back.   It just drove him up the wall.

{Pericarp mode} Does he live in a bungalow? {Pericarp mode}
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donkey
Cheers!

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He headed a football.




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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 16:03:58 »

That is fucking good! I am stealing that one!

Milton Jones is a legend...I love his stuff.

My other granddad was a bank robber in a family of police marksmen.  He died at work, surrounded by his family.
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donkey tells the truth

I headed the ball.

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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 18:19:29 »

when my grandad was ill we rubbed lard on his back

he went downhill fast
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 19:35:27 »

Just before my grandad kicked the bucket, he said to me: "How far do you think I can kick that bucket?"
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 19:49:14 »

My grandad started walking 5 miles a day when he was 60. He's now 97 and we don't know where the heck he is.
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, April 27, 2012, 01:09:25 »

How much money she looking at spending on you?
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, April 27, 2012, 06:14:03 »

I was there when my Grandad died, i'll never forget his last words.

"FUCK ME, A BUS!"
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nevillew
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, April 27, 2012, 07:31:00 »

Nev has been bested

Definitely.

My girlfriend said to me, "We'll tackle your bladder problems together"


I replied  "There is no we"
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, April 27, 2012, 13:28:22 »

My Grandad was very wobbly on his legs just before he passed on...his last weekend was spent at Blackpool where he won a dancing competition at the Tower Ballroom.

He had only got up to go for a piss.
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