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« on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:32:32 » |
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Going out with a young lady tomorrow for lunch. First date in a while so ......
Any advice?
Do's/Dont's .....
Bit bored, can't sleep so thought I would put it out there to the good folk of the TEF!!
Ta
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STFC4LIFE
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:34:35 » |
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Am I reading this right?
You have come on the TEF, and asked for dating advice?
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Trashbat?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:35:52 » |
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DO talk about your favourite cheese
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:36:03 » |
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Don't bank on a shag.
Fingers in the till would a result at this stage.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:36:18 » |
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It seemed a good idea a few minutes ago ...
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:37:11 » |
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DO talk about your favourite cheese
That was the line that got me this lunch date ... |
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:38:24 » |
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*Sits back, grabs popcorn*
This should be good.
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STFC4LIFE
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:38:54 » |
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At the end of your meal, tell her your skint and ask if there is any chance she could pay the bill.
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A legitimate dude sighting
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:41:20 » |
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Clear yourself out pre-date, dump, wank, etc
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:43:10 » |
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At the end of your meal, tell her your skint and ask if there is any chance she could pay the bill.
Did that with the last date ..... She didn't appreciate it ... |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:44:27 » |
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DON'T show her your cock unless she asks to see it, I won't make that mistake again
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 00:07:06 » |
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To save wasting time and money listen to this advice and learn the words.. You won't go wrong!
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 00:36:29 » |
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Depends on many things...
Preparation and planning.
You have two ears and one mouth. Use them in that order. Simple things like opening the door for her, pulling her chair out at the restaurant and remembering to push it back when she sits down!
Pay her compliments but don't go overboard you'll sound desperate. Do you know her? If not do you know someone who does? Find out a bit about her before hand. Don't mention any ex's.
Usual idiot proof stuff. First impressions you only get one chance to make a first impression. Generally the first twenty seconds is/are crucial. Dribbling at the table along with farting and picking your nose are big no no's.
If in doubt watch the Fosters Ads when the guys are in the beech hut.
Any more and I'll charge you a consultancy fee.
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nochee
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 01:44:48 » |
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Tell her you have a 12" tongue and you can breathe through your ears.
It's in the bag
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 06:30:19 » |
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Depends on many things...
Preparation and planning.
You have two ears and one mouth. Use them in that order. Simple things like opening the door for her, pulling her chair out at the restaurant and remembering to push it back when she sits down!
Pay her compliments but don't go overboard you'll sound desperate. Do you know her? If not do you know someone who does? Find out a bit about her before hand. Don't mention any ex's.
Usual idiot proof stuff. First impressions you only get one chance to make a first impression. Generally the first twenty seconds is/are crucial. Dribbling at the table along with farting and picking your nose are big no no's.
If in doubt watch the Fosters Ads when the guys are in the beech hut.
Any more and I'll charge you a consultancy fee.
Strange how us men act on a first date... To my mind just be yourself. If she doesn't like you as you are now she certainly won't like you in 6 months time when all the special things you did on that first date have worn off and she starts citing the "you've changed" line. First date with my Mrs was a drunken binge session and woke up in the morning each not knowing who the other was... 20 years later still together and not once have I heard the line "you've changed' |
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